It was probably just rats

may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic

gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss? nah. exile, excommunication, execution. 

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get

[doffs plague doctor hat] malady

The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it

It’s about rage, it’s about obsession, it’s about making that two-person war your entire raison d’être. It’s about loving and mistaking it for hatred and loving and loving and loving to the point of destruction. His or yours, it doesn’t matter. And you think seeing him dead at your feet will make you feel better, but all you feel is a whole lot of nothing.

Yeah bro, I’m like 100% good! I just want my life to be moderately less terrible and I have no idea where to acquire the energy to make that happen and I feel like I’m stuck in an endless cycle of unbearable fatigue, disappointment and abject misery I’m totally chill tho

Concept: two rival biologists on a mad dash to discover the most hideous, revolting new species so they can name it after the other one