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Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

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sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...
METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????
It's kinda funny that Palpatine tries SO SO HARD to get rid of Obi-Wan and Ahsoka just in case they might manage to keep Anakin from going full Dark Side, that he ENSURES Obi-Wan is hit first and ENSURES that Ahsoka gets counted in Order 66 despite not officially being a Jedi anymore, and he DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO BOTHER.
Neither one dies, and both of them show back up and figure out what Anakin did and both DO try to speak to Anakin afterwards and give him a chance to turn back. Obi-Wan nearly gets himself killed like five times on Mustafar doing his level best to give Anakin a chance to calm down and change his mind, he puts Padme's life in more danger by doing this, too.
And it DOESN'T WORK. Anakin just sticks to his guns even harder, he spends 10 years trying to hunt Obi-Wan down and kill him, he works SO HARD to kill Ahsoka and would've done it if Ezra hadn't ended up in the World Between Worlds and snatched her out from under him.
Imagine Palpatine's reaction when he figures out that both Obi-Wan and Ahsoka survived, came back and tried to save Vader and turn him back, and FAILED.
Imagine Palpatine just sitting there smacking his head on a desk at the realization that he really didn't need to have tried so hard to get rid of Obi-Wan and Ahsoka because Anakin would've fallen just to keep Padme from dying anyway and cut both of them down to accomplish it no matter what.
"His fate will be the same as ours" apparently only counted when Padme's life wasn't on the line, and Palpatine DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT.
He must feel like such an idiot.
Then when Luke shows up he’s like, okay I’m good, this is fine. He doesn’t even know this kid it’s waaaaay too late for him to turn back for a long lost so---wait what are you doing Lord Vader--Nooooooo
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️
im blowing up this is adorable

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NOT LIKE THIS…………………….
Broke: Make Sabine a Jedi
Woke: Keep Sabine the same as she was
Bespoke: Give Sabine a fucking MECHA
Super funny semi-serious prediction for Ahsoka here. So like we all agree that Hera should probably be the one to axe Thrawn and I am fully on board with that especially if it’s done in a Rex “I can kill you because I’m not a Jedi” way where Ezra is facing Thrawn and then Hera just shoots him in the chest from behind Ezra.
But wouldn’t it be so funny if instead of Hera shooting Thrawn, instead Chopper rolls up grabs Ezra’s lightsaber out of his hand and just skewers Thrawn with it! 😂 Not only would it fit his violent nature so well but it would also make it canon that the problems of the story would be solved quicker because Chopper had a lightsaber 🤣
Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.
Two limits! You can have a maximum of 4,096,000 characters in 1 [one] tumblr post. I would work out how many combinations this is, but 26^6,000 is already considered to be "Infinity" by most calculators, and a program I wrote threw an error code.
26^95,000 is already over 134,000 characters long - which would take 33 different text blocks to convey via tumblr. Whenever somebody says we're running out of posts, don't forget that tumblr is needlessly designed for MASSIVE amounts of information [no matter how detrimental it may be for mobile phones].
There are SOME works of fanfiction which are lengthy enough that you couldn't fit the whole thing into one tumblr post, but this is enough to fit Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy in it about 14 times over.
Don't hide that in the tags
The Lord of the Rings is generally my go-to measuring stick for "long-ass pieces of text", so I must additionally point out that, if written out optimally, about 2 full Lord of the Ringses would fit into one Tumblr post, apparently.
Though I'm not certain if that character count includes spaces, unfortunately, as I got that figure by googling "how many letters are in lord of the rings" and came upon a TikTok that counted the number of letter characters in LotR in order to figure out how many Spaghettios cans would be needed to re-write the entire thing, if one were to cut and paste each individual letter from the cans blackmail-letter style.
For those curious, the numbers are 2,261,081 letters in LotR, which calculates out to 8,795 cans of Spaghettios needed, which would cost about $12,225.
What a way to start my day. The internet truly is a beautiful place.
Hey! Guy who programmed most of the core pieces of the editor here!
So, those are the theoretical limits, yeah. But in practice, the editor is not even close to be optimized to handle these kinds of huge posts: there is a point, far far away from the size of the lord of the rings, that your browser would just crash.
So if you are planning to post long fanfiction, or anything, you better work on something that's optimized for long form (locally, or some alternative to Google docs) and then post in chunks.
So no, Tumblr is not designed to support these massive posts. It's theoretically possible, but that never was a real scenario we were trying to support
Hey! Guy who programmed
most of the core pieces of
the editor here!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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scifi is when there's cubes. the more cubes there are the more scifier it is
Fantasy is when there's orbs. The more orbs there are the more fantasier it is
"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)
You wake up and realize you are now a character in a story authored by you. Reblog and write in the tags how concerned you are about what’s likely to happen to you based on the author’s past work.
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

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The last line of the movie being Luke saying “ow” is incredible. What an authentic and metaphoric description of Luke’s experience throughout this movie.
Apparently I’m not done drawing Kanera cuddles
(obligatory lek to the face beneath the cut)
#myspaceparents #ilovethemyourhonour #kanera #incredibleart