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loving the morphosyntactic implications of this construction (i.e., that "agent noun" is in fact a verb)
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They call me the agent nouner
loving the morphosyntactic implications of this construction (i.e., that "agent noun" is in fact a verb)

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Hail Mary
thats illegal people cant do that
Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with
believe in the hail mary

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
(wip i’ll never finish) been toying with the idea of aulë having petroglyph tattoos
And tbh I think saying that Grace's life didn't matter (to Stratt, to the PHM crew, to the world, etc.) is a bit of a misstatement of the whole situation. The whole point is that Ryland Grace's life does matter a lot, both on an interpersonal level and on a technical one. In the book he's essentially Stratt's number one accomplice; in the movie he has plenty of genuine and soft moments with Carl and Stratt. He has all the competency and knowledge required for the mission, and even from the very beginning, he was specifically sought out for his astrobiological expertise. Sacrificing him would be a terrible loss for everyone involved. But the point is, if one person's life matters that much, how much are the lives of four billion people worth? That's invaluable. It's not that Grace's life is worth nothing, it's that the value of one person's life demonstrates the importance of all the people in the world. That's why Stratt still chooses to send him away. A version of Stratt that actually doesn't care about the moral weight of a person's life also wouldn't care about saving the world.
”Ryland Grace’s life was valued less because he was single,” is such a weird take because it depends entirely on the idea that Eva Stratt might have hesitated if he weren’t.
Eva. Stratt. Eva Stratt is a bulldozer who takes out Antarctica and the Sahara and commanders an entire Chinese naval aircraft carrier.
Eva Stratt would have thrown his ass on that rocket if he had ten wives.
Glorfindel with his big cool white horse and luscious hair <3

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no okay but persephone. when you listen to the soundtrack it's like she's a party girl she drinks and has fun but you guys dont understand because every single time she took a drink she grimaced. every single time. not once did she enjoy herself, because it wasn't her indulging in her wants it was her coping. and even!! even during livin it up on top when everyone takes a drink there's a moment of silence where they all look almost disgusted by it. none of them enjoy it it doesn't taste good to any of them yet still they drink it??
and then UGH okay because lady of the underground i was under the impression that she was interacting with the workers and whatnot like making the cracks in the wall that orpheus was about to break down but there's no one on stage. the only people on stage are the musicians, hermes, and persephone. none of the workers are there. she's singing to herself. do you understand do you get it?? especially with why do we build the wall right before that because I didn't realize persephone was in that song?? and the whole time she looks terrified. she Doesn't want to be here she Doesn't want to engage with this (my mom compared the song to being at a maga rally and she was 100% correct) but she does anyway, perhaps because she's forced to. and the look of heartbreak when eurydice appears; the way eurydice is confused and put off at first, but it doesn't take long for her to learn the words and join in????
eurydice and persephone is a whole other thing because I never realized how much of a relationship they had. like persephone is quick to be friendly with her, and eurydice is enthralled by that attention. but then during chant when persephone is singing about like the earth dying and people starving she's looking at eurydice walking by. she's looking at her and she looks heartbroken, she's reaching out to her but she can't reach her because she's not there. she watches as the fates strip eurydice of everything she has, and then that look of despair changes of one to fear as hades' eyes land on eurydice as he declares he'll find someone else who will be grateful. and I know that like flowers can be like an analogy for sa but I really felt it during that part. not so much in songbird vs rattlesnake? but definitely during the end of chant like AJHVSGDJAS.
and then like I said when eurydice enters the underworld persephone looks shaken. because she knows eurydice, and she knows orpheus, and- idk man. imagine being in hell and someone you know shows up, but you know they can't leave and you know they're soon to become a shell of who they once were. like. yeah
EDIT IF YOURE READING THIS CHECK THE REBLOGS THE ONE WITH BLUE'S TAGS IS THE BEST YOU SHOULD REBLOG THAT ONE NOT THIS ONE!!!!
kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.
Swords of the wandering star
(Anguirel and Anglachel for @esotolkienweek day 4: relics)
there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

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who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction