i'm taking a nap

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

The concept of modern AU Jaime Lannister is too absurd to exist with any fidelity. What if LeBron James killed the president and then kept on hooping for fifteen years?

BLEGH!