i'm taking a nap

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

i like when someone in a public restroom just fully drops their pants around their ankles. fuck it we are young and wild

let loose.

lets let our hair down and act like tonight is forever

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?