i'm taking a nap

I like when cats are like busy doing something and not really in the mood to be pet so they like walk past you at exactly the right distance to be just barely out of reach and if you lean forward they very slightly increase their pace to avoid getting caught in the affection zone. Like oh sorry sir I didn’t realize you were in the middle of important business. We can reschedule this for another time

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

I'm reminded of the original Fable where you get negative 50 karma for divorcing... but only negative 5 for murder.

Well now that’s just silly

That’s pretty funny actually