i'm taking a nap

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them