i'm taking a nap

dilute black (blue) ticked tabby abyssinian

with low sour cream spotting

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

I've been writing a fanfic for a while but I started rereading moby dick recently and upon rereading my fic u can tell exactly when I did

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

(staring down at a litter of puppies) i want the dark haunted one, with a tragic past that is shrouded in mystery

look i'm just saying at a certain point being crushed by rocks or scalded with burning embers or walled up in a room rapidly filling with water or chased by a giant snake stops being an accident and becomes a pattern, and i don't think we're doing the king any favors by enabling that kind of attention-seeking self-destructive behavior :/

if someone out there has a half a brain they’ll bring back hit clips. you know what the young kids are obsessed with these days? y2k. trinkets. physical media. the 60 second song clips will feel just like a “tiktok” who needs a whole song. what music do the children like these days, benson boone? my coworker’s 19 year old daughter just went to a benson boone concert last night. imagine the tinny dulcet sounds of mystical magical moonbeam ice cream coming at you through a single earbud. someone get me on the phone with Target.