me posting on duck twitter: just had two duck beers

obsession is like get out but for ladies

ken in smash bros was a fat n greedy choice

cops beat me to death again

its crazy that japan sees salmon as a "dirty" food and youll be like ok that's probably an out of date perception then the new splatoon game is all about fighting disgusting, repulsive salmon hordes

Theres Undertale Deltarune and the third game will be called Gheistblade

got a reel about a rich white woman who spent a lot of money on gigantic breast implants and wow. im never not amazed by the avg americans ability to take something thats a fairly benign and self absorbed (not like morally wrong but ya know its a boob job) and package it as this righteous moment of radical self care and acceptance in the face of adversity when its literally the opposite of that

handsome green alien smiling and licking lips holding a fork and knife wearing a bib in front of an incredibly intricate, massive overstuffed 50 ice cream scoop banana split sundae hands on table, the sundae is completely overdecorated with sprinkles banana slices incredibly gooey chocolate sauce, thousands of scoops of ice cream, highly dense densely decorated ice cream sundae photorealistic and covered in peanuts candies chocolate sauce and ice cream scoops table is clean