Let's Start A Riot

Sketchin my peenids for this transmasc zine I’m submitting to, do you think tumblr will let me post it?

7 thousand people have seen an artistic rendering of my benis

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

i love you, nonbinary transfems. i love you, genderqueer and genderfuck and genderweird transfems. i love you, girlthings and it/its girls and girls for whom “doll” is fully literal. i love you, gender non-conforming girls. i love you, xenogender girls and girls who use neopronouns. i love you, girls with all sorts of gender identities and expressions. you’re all a light in this world and this community and you are so loved.

I love you, girls who don't feel included or described by "doll". I love you, transfems who are boys/men. I love you, transfem butches. I love you, closeted transfems. I love you, transfems who haven't fully figured out their gender or their style yet. You're awesome and delightful and beautiful and amazing and the world is a better place because you are in it

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

@pangur-and-grim ?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space