Yo soy El Espantaviejas

No, actually, i want cables and not bluetooth, i don't want touchscreens, i want buttons and knobs, i want to be able to take the battery out of my phone, i want to charge my phone and plug in head phones at the same time, i want a cd drive in my laptop and not have to buy an external drive, i want a car without a display, i want to turn on the lights with a switch not with my voice, i want to have a paper cinema ticket not a QR code, i want to listen to illegally burned music on a 00s cd player, i want to watch movies that i actually own, i want to read news once a day on paper, i want to aimlessly flick through magazines and not doomscroll on social media, i want to write emails and not talk to chatbots, i want to own stuff without hundreds of digital subscriptions, i want

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

😔

wish we were still on Tumblr instead of the void

hand hurts from jacking off

inside thought!! inside thought!!

outside thought!!!!! outside thought!!!!! my hand is sore from jerking that thang asunder!!!!!!!!

@uncontrol-freak

he's adding an extra layer. he's reading this book better than any of us

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

i miss when tumblr was easy

imagine being in the wilderness in 1542 and seeing this shit. i’d believe in will-o-the-wisps too