meow

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

Smacka smacka smacka

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

honestly the circus didn't seem all that amazing or digital to me

You don't mean that.

goodbye straight people

clever girl! so proud of her