Silly Goose Behavior 24/7

They dont tell you when you're born that a sandwich and a lemonade will be $20

i hope every straight woman on the planet realizes she doesnt have to date shitty guys or guys at all for that matter seriously being single is better than whatever this is

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also