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Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

We can’t eat nothing smh like what do you mean there is parasites in the produce and we gotta cook fruit and avoid raw foods 😭🤣 they tryna kill us in real time.

The world is healing (i started reading another rick riordan series)

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.