Silly Goose Behavior 24/7

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

We can’t eat nothing smh like what do you mean there is parasites in the produce and we gotta cook fruit and avoid raw foods 😭🤣 they tryna kill us in real time.

The world is healing (i started reading another rick riordan series)

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

@theorphicforest ROARKE

Anyone else just remember Kaz selling all his assets to pay off Inej's contract, bandaging her wounds without his gloves, buying her a ship, holding her hand, reuniting her with her parents and making her laugh and feel like you want to find a quiet corner and sob in it?

it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

Not sure about anyone else but I re-read all my favourite AO3 comments when I’ve had a rough day so if you’ve ever taken the time to write a deep, funny, or just kind comment, thank-you.

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

Stories don't have expiration dates! AO3 is an Archive specifically so you can still read old stuff!!!