Profreshional [trom]boner

I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

Jotaro using Star Platinum’s time stop to just … appreciate Kakyoin. Like, when they’re watching a movie and something makes him laugh, or they’re watching the sunset and he has this contempt smile on his face, or when Kakyoin is painting and has this very concentrated face, Jotaro would just stop time to see those faces a little longer.

if i had start plantum i’d use it to hog the blunt

What?

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station