Profreshional [trom]boner

new philosophy: this but unironically

i need personal mp3 player culture to come back. take my paw we can make a better world

you dont even need to be an audiophile. its ok if you can't tell the difference between an mp3 and a flac. its actually probably better for you if you can't because you can have way more music if you don't care about the compression. but you can own your music. you can listen to it without wifi or cell service, anywhere you want. you can put a bunch of cute stickers or art on your player. you can listen to music without being distracted by the internet. you can use a computer to copy files from a cute girl's mp3 player onto yours and then you can think of her every time you hear it. you can sit in a laundromat and share a pair of earbuds while you listen to that Russkaja song she likes and you don't know any of the words to. there is a better world out there for you and all you have to do is say yes

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel