hi, everyone.

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

this > AI

something that just occurred to me is that this is the FIRST season jamie’s away from richmond that breakup is FRESH

episode 2 was literally SO good but I miss jamie tartt and trent crimm so bad. slightly more than the rest of the characters. I didn’t even laugh at the paddington reporter because I want trent crimm. are you also trying to tell me trent WASN’T at ted’s first presser?? he wouldn’t have asked bullshit questions about the men, he would’ve asked genuine questions about ted returning and the success of the women. and I want to say so much about jamie but I’m saving that for a seperate post. let’s just say I miss that cocky brat.

only explanation for roy and keeley not being alone together in a room for three years but still considering themselves really close friends is that jamie was always there with them. this is how i make royjamiekeeley happen.

So do you think Roy and Alice clocked each other immediately, or.

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

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i think the hardest i’ve ever been owned was when my boyfriend and i were talking about our favorite feelings/sensations and he was like “my top 9 out of 10 feelings are sex with you” and i was like “aw baby🥺🥺🥺. what’s the tenth one??” and he didn’t hesitate even a little before saying “sex with your mom”