hi, everyone.

Someone somewhere is the best in the world at sucking dick and it's meaningless. They aren't famous. There's no prize. It's not a competition. None of us are competitors. You don't have anything to prove. All that matters is that you keep sucking. Maybe we can even suck on it together.

it's so fucked up and evil how I physically cannot get enough sleep during the week and then the weekend rolls around and I'm like goddddd a 4am walk sounds sooo good right now. what is my fucking problem.

official boob post

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

And another thing! I hate that whole Da Vinci Code thing where people think the equalateral triangle is used as a feminine symbol because it looks like an abstract vagina. It doesn't!!! It does look very much a lot like a pubic mound, but that's not what you said. You said "vagina." You invoked trilateral pussy with sharp corners.

Daniel molloy posts a picture of himself age 19 on Twitter on a whim and it goes viral when someone retweets with the caption "wait i got my cock sucked by this twink for a hit off my crack pipe back in '72 didn't know he was writing vampire erotica now but with the things he did to my balls im not surprised"

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....