a series of bats

The craziest part about life is that there’s like nothing you can do..

literally nothing…

Oh at all

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

ocd has you disinfecting your phone and also scrubbing your skin until it falls off

enjoying the response to this post being a mix of "i'm glad my contamination ocd isn't this bad" and "people DON'T disinfect their phones???"

i have to do the dishes tomorrow or they will throw the book at me

i miss the dishwasher so much. he was everything to me. but i got up at 6am and washed all the dishes, cleaned the litter boxes, fed the cats, put away laundry, and vacuumed. no one need anything for a sec, i am convalescing

buster keaton and fatty arbuckle were doing 4th wall breaking meta comedy that poked fun at conventions of story and cinema in cheap gag reels in the 1920s. charlie chaplin was breaking character to address the audience in the 1910s. movie characters have been acknowledging audiences since basically the invention of the medium. so yes I do expect writers and directors to do a little more for credit than discover the concept 100 years later.