what's up with everyone wanting to make eye contact during conversations lately. look into the middle distance when you address me bitch
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what's up with everyone wanting to make eye contact during conversations lately. look into the middle distance when you address me bitch

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drive-in night means tinfoil on all the delicious food because it's big season and a wheelbarrow full of cold drinks and twisted tea
first night of Wyatt's drive in went great, i really should have taken photos but i had too much fun hosting and forgot. all my friends who didn't already love Barbara Crampton are in love with her now.
next month i'm showing Tremors 2
me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
i only have a few different ways to explain to people that the entire edifice of mainstream western science is in favor of manipulating data to show that women, non-white persons, and the poor are irrational, beholden to animalistic instinct only, victims of their base impulses, etc and that the survival of multiple-billion dollar industries and indeed entire political systems are depending on the data to do this. and that you should perhaps not be so quick to carry their fucking water for them

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i love making polls about regionalisms because you have people insisting "you can't call it the Pyrex if you have other stuff made by Pyrex" and an equal number of people who know that it's THE Pyrex because that's how you distinguish it from measuring cups for dry ingredients
i never called it the Pyrex btw, but when i encountered this in the wild, i immediately knew what the person meant because communicating with people is my favorite hobby
you can tell almost exactly where someone in america is from by what they call this:
is this:
a measuring cup
the Pyrex
a two cup measure
you can tell almost exactly where someone in america is from by what they call this:
I hate you so bad floodin my fyp go die somewhrre burrd
H.R. Giger daintily holding his spoon aloft as he frolics on the snowy pavement RIP

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Scans of blast magazine - documenting Japan’s underground punk movement during the late 90s
y'all have got to stop making up types of guys to get mad at. i can't keep meeting these tulpas in my daily life. every time you go to make up a guy, remember that you might cause him to manifest and ruin my day. and you don't want to do that to me. i'm literally nice.
your strawmen are real and they are bothering me at the post office
y'all have got to stop making up types of guys to get mad at. i can't keep meeting these tulpas in my daily life. every time you go to make up a guy, remember that you might cause him to manifest and ruin my day. and you don't want to do that to me. i'm literally nice.
Anjelica Huston, 1976 © Evelyn Hofer

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I present my "stop viewing wives and children as property" strategy to crime preventers but they are unmoved
One thing I don't care for is when people say a story "could only ever have ended in one way" and stuff like that. First off, the nature of storytelling means that even small differences can have a huge impact on how the story actually feels at its conclusion. Second, I can imagine anything.