a series of bats

Day 3: we peelin'

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

everyone reblogging this and saying some version of "but then odysseus would be home in 10 minutes" how does it feel to be funnier than me on my own post

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

I think the biggest pitfall of the human condition is when you make a statement about something you've come to understand about yourself over the course of the years you've lived, and someone else thinks you're saying that cause you're depressed and, because of that state, you only have this surface level comprehension of your own existence. Like for example if you said "I think on some level there is a tangible barrier between me and the achievement of most traditional modes of success" and your friend finds the sheer concrete existence of that limitation too awful to imagine so they say "you're sad. you're saying this because you're sad." when meanwhile the statement you have offered has the same weight to you as if you said you preferred chocolate ice-cream over vanilla. So you're just like why the fuck are they doing the equivalent of saying I only like chocolate ice-cream cause I'm sad. What the fuck. What's wrong with chocolate ice-cream. And when you're like "I'm not sad" they act like you're delusional because you've chosen to accept a base reality, not born from the constriction of your own dreams, not diminished or exacerbated by the opinions of others, but from a fairly normal and neutral assessment you've made about yourself. which you've made, because you know yourself ostensibly more than other people tend to know you. by virtue of being yourself

Whenever people complain about how dating bi men is hard bc they got twice as many hoes like yall not the ones suffering. He is the one suffering. Do u know how much of a distraction it is to have hoes coming at you in all shapes and genders and orientations all the pronouns and things ???? Like sit back and think about it. All that bussy titty ass pussy balls cum and squirting closing in on you from every angle it will lead a young man astray if he’s not careful. I thank god every day I just got men to be crazy about bc if I had to pay attention to the seductions of women too I’d be no call no show jobless out on the street begging n sucking dick for a mcchicken a lot of people don’t understand the bisexual to hobosexual pipeline is real and we need to raise awareness. I care do you? Show some compassion