married to the worm

hey remember like a year ago when i inexplicably started feeling horny about some random podcaster / hdb cosplayer? well i’m going to an event he’s organizing, wish me luck to act normal

i’ll report back if he smells bad

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Just got really sad realizing that AI is going to ruin the art of horrendous American fireworks packaging

NEVER MIND, I FOUND IT!!!

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib