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focsle

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

focsle

Look at this CAR HORN!!

bewareimfrench

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

bowieboosh

Cargoyle

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pizzaback

old man in the library got a phone call, someone on the other end says loud as fuck “hey pittsburgh phil what are you up to?” and pittsburgh phil responds “i’m in pittsburgh”

3liza

i think we should normalize publishing and collecting small decorative print books full of our favorite posters' favorite posts, like it should be a cottage industry you can just have printed easily and sell to your followers. like photogravure in japan

patientno7

my humor 2016

patientno7

10 years

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

Living creatures like your pet don't count

#bye bye water glass

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aidashakur

never forget that you are someone’s most legendary fumble

wildehacked

if you have a narrating voice in your head, how do you think of yourself?

For example, inside your own head, do you think: "I need to go to the grocery store." "You need to go to the grocery store." "We need to go to the grocery store." or.....something else? "She needs to go to the grocery store" (?) I know there are some people who don't have a narrating voice in their heads at all, and just understand that they need to go to the grocery store without hearing a voice that speaks to them in words. this ain't about you.

the pronoun for myself inside my own head is:

I

You

We

They? Another third person pronoun? (Does anyone do this?)

A mixture of I & You

A mixture of You & We

A mixture of I & We

A mixture of I, We, and You

Some combo of third person and first or second person pronouns

I don't have a narrating voice in my head/see results

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

#i we or you #no idea how it gets chosen

00000066

pathfuckery

karpushanv

I’m pretty sure he’s trying to get a candy from Kim’s pocket... And The check was successful, I guess.

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i wish i didn't have such a deep seated superstition that talking about something good will jinx it

#something good happened but i can't post about it for this reason

lifesparamour

amygdalae

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

destinationtoast

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

halfbloodfanboy

who schedules speed dating for 11 am

whysoexhausted

Robbie Fowler : Photographed doing his infamous goal celebration that got him a 4 game ban & a $40k fine for imitating doing lines (1999)

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if david cronenberg was in my house i would make him read my tumblr posts

we’ve all got that one friend who’s on tumblr too much and grew a new set of organs. you know, the posting tendril, the blogging finger, the writing gland

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