Not Gay as In Happy

what the fuck

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

A cat is basically a creature that is the cutest in the whole world but who also really wants to eat your phone charger cable

nooo little furry girl dont post that picture of a raccoon/oppossum/fox/serval/etc in a house

existing online while caring abt animal welfare and knowing that a wild animal in a house is not having its needs met and a proper facility for taking care of big cats isnt gonna let people cuddle with them means that every now and then people online post the rough equivalent of a dog being kicked and you always have to choose between swallowing that upset and being the Unfun Asshole who goes "hey why is that raccoon wearing a pink collar"

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig