Crazy? Little bit, yeah.... you kind of have to be

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Best post I've seen all day

I don't know what else I expected him to do.

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

Tumblr gold users rise up

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

Anon you fucked up so bad

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

wobbuffet

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

Don't even worry about all that

#well why did he even buy a scrying mirror if he didn’t expect his familiar to scry

cat understood the assignment

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

😔

wish we were still on Tumblr instead of the void