Caligula crossfaded on hensbane and dreamfish in a pink polo and a Rolex on his sex yacht, telling his pure bred racehorse to declare war on Poseidon.
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trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
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we're not kids anymore.
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Caligula crossfaded on hensbane and dreamfish in a pink polo and a Rolex on his sex yacht, telling his pure bred racehorse to declare war on Poseidon.

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Use AI to make your voice sing the song? I’d rather fucking sing the song?????? Like what the fuck are we doing????
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Seen in the back room (employee area?) of a botanical garden near the butterfly room
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Seen in the back room (employee area?) of a botanical garden near the butterfly room

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lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide
Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”
Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”
>me with my European-American mutuals
tbh i'm sick and tired of the "not to be a lesbian" bit. just. be a fucking dyke about it. it's actually perfectly fine to find women hot and want to fuck them, you don't need to deflect.
“I’m just as bad as a man” you mean equal rights for women?
i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
for the uninitiated
one thing i am quite grateful to Brian David Gilbert for is the phrase "If you needed ME to tell you that... I'm glad I told you that."
it has been etched into my brain for the past six years, fundamentally altering how i consider knowledge gaps held by others, as well as myself. people usually need to be told stuff before they can know it! that's how knowing stuff works! this is an extreme example played for laughs but it's a legitimately helpful philosophy!!

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Do you know of any arachnids who ventured towards carcinisation?
no because the term "carcinization" was created to describe the tendency for marine decapod crustaceans to convergently evolve crab-like body plans, it was never supposed to be applicable to other animals!
I blame pop science for spreading it around as a funny term that got misunderstood and misapplied basically from that point onward. most other animal groups don't get their own term for this phenomena and carcinization does NOT apply because... these animals aren't evolving into crabs. only decapods do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(decapods are the marine crustacean group with ten legs- true crabs, lobsters, hermit crabs, robber crabs, mantis shrimp, prawns, slipper lobsters, and all of their infinite assorted relatives in the deep blue sea)
give us back carcinization, bunjy. first warning.
one more word from you and no dessert tonight
Are there any marine spiders that grew two more additional limbs?
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Rawdogging all the dysfunctional executives
christian bunny: god himself guided my faithful .nose to this leafs 🥬
agnostic bunny: it's impossible to know how i found thid yumy food ☘️
athiest bunny: the material confitions of my sniffy nose allowed me to find a berries 🫐
Daoist bunny: the food was here before I arrived.
Calvinist bunny: I was predetermined by God to find this food, otherwise I wouldn’t have found it.
Solipsist bunny: I imagined this food with my lonesome bunny brain.
Nihilist bunny: huh, food, nice.
Half the people on the internet for some reason
Woke up this morning briefly desensitized to the language we use to describe time, and burst out laughing over an email saying there's a meeting at "2." That's literally just a number, not even a very big one. What’s next, cleaning the break room at “3"?
In the military they go up to 2359

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AI will never be able to properly replicate GILF porn, who are these smooth women?
who did this to me