Paradoxicalli

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

All the pirates on the ship go Yarr Yarr Yarr, Yarr Yarr Yarr, all voyage round

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

pov you’re a changeling but you got a little confused

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

this creature is you

I think they were already creatures. Reblogging just to be safe tho

isnt that just what happened in canon

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kity.. ..

I know the pope and I are enemies but we both agree AI is shit so maybe it's time for a truce