Falling for Fiction

Let’s get carried by mama

shelley gets a lotta fuckin cred for ozymandias despite only writing like one and a half lines and then just straight up quoting that traveller from an antique land he met for the rest of the poem

(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."

heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 26 degrees instead of 30

sorry i meant to say heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 30 degrees instead of 38

I’m not a big fan of edgy atheists but am a big fan of living in a society that allows people to be edgy atheists

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months