Falling for Fiction

(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."

heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 26 degrees instead of 30

sorry i meant to say heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 30 degrees instead of 38

I’m not a big fan of edgy atheists but am a big fan of living in a society that allows people to be edgy atheists

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

Same thing happening in Canada. Supply is down 20% and we were never at 100%. I can’t donate again until the fall. So if you can, please do.

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.