basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

Its so hard to take bunnies seriously when they're mad. Like okay, yes you're upset but you're also wiggling your nose and stomping your little foot. That's not threatening in the slightest.

one of my favourite parts of broadcast sports is when they zoom in on a player who has just fucked up, you see their agonised face, their apology to their teammates, their attempt to visibly shake it off to get back into the game. its a great journey to watch, especially for someone who has never got over a single thing in my life and viscerally experiences those moments of self recrimination personally.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

‘puppy want a treat??’ puppy just wants one goddamn day without suffering

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws