World’s Most Annoying Woman

your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.

Snorting a line.. yup! A story line

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

“the fandom is dying! the fandom is dying!” the fandom is not dying until you decide is done, as long as there’s one (1) dedicated fan it will never die

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

who up decaying and decomposing

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

@gallusrostromegalus

Any time someone sees Herschel and says "AWWW I want a Corgi <3" (because he is Very Cute (TM)), I immediately reply: "Do not get a Corgi unless you have a job for it to do. They were bred to bully livestock across the hills of Wales. This is basically a Border Collie that knows he is cute enough to get away with murder. If you get one and it doesn't have a job, it will apply its livestock-bullying instincts to YOU. Herschel's job specifically is to help manage my crippling ADHD, because I don't have a bull for him to micromanage." This gets me odd looks at the home depot but it does get the point across.

it annoys me when a character is visibly androgynous and then when their gender is revealed people immediately start drawing them in a manner that is extremely hyperfeminized or hypermasculinized. BOOOOO 🍅

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person