I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.
Sound is VERY important.

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if i look back, i am lost
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trying on a metaphor
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I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.
Sound is VERY important.

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Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
Like to charge, reblog to cast?
Comic based on a post I liked a lot
Rocky bless your heart never change
Certified Anti-Microsoft post
laughing about the idea of shane who has a vasovagal response to needles because i know in my heart that he would believe in his ability to beat it
he would believe so hard
HE is the master of this situation, and he can BEAT IT
he is MIND OVER MATTERING
he is FOCUSED
he is DETERMINED
he is PASSING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT

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Beaded Rainbow Odenwald Shawl!
Lost my mind a little and added (if my math is correct) 5,615 beads to Nim Teasdale's Odenwald pattern. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing!
The goal was “soothingly weighted but not uncomfortable to wear, even as someone with chronic pain.” It could have been a little heavier, so maybe I’ll make a shawl with larger beads another time, but I’m very pleased with this one. I used size 6/0 seed beads, applied as I go with a .6mm crochet hook.
Yarn-wise, used 2 cakes of YarnArt Flowers. I knitted the fully purple sections from both, then knitted all the way through the yellow-oranges with a single ball. When I hit the beginning of red-oranges, I used yarn from both cakes, alternating between them. (Not the entirety of both, I played it by ear to make sure I made it through the full rainbow.)
I do have edited charts with bead placements. I will only share them with Nim's permission.
I've done A LOT of knitting/crochet this year while chronic illness kept me from my sewing machine, but I'm feeling much better now. There will be new quilts to look forward to soon, plus a few more yarn crafts to share in the meantime!
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup
@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's
A poll for Firefox users
I use up-to-date Firefox and I have used the AI kill switch
I use up-to-date Firefox and I have turned off some AI features but not all
I use up-to-date Firefox and I have not turned off any AI features
I use up-to-date Firefox and didn't know you could turn off AI features
I use an older version of Firefox with no AI features
I don't use Firefox
For Firefox users who weren't aware of the AI kill switch, type about:preferences#ai into the address bar, and you should see this:
This counts as fan art

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your random bunnies
Polk, being petted during the thunderstorm: Mep.
Me: I know, I know --
Polk: *angrier* MEP
Me: I don't control physics! There's a high static charge --
Polk: MRAAAOW
Me: no listen, there's a high static charge and you are the softest thing I've ever touched --
Polk: RRRAOW *hits me in the face with her tail*
Me: And petting you is giving you constant shocks! If you'd let me stop petting you it would stop!
Polk: *aggressively headbutts* MEP!
Me: Yes, true. There is no sun without the shade.
Real pupper is experiencing UNCANNY VALLEY bigtime!
hideous creature sorta moves right?
absolutely the wrong smells
sounds not triangulating properly
body language SEEMS friendly...
Imagine if you encountered a humanoid like this in the forest, smiling and waving in a welcoming manner. You'd assume you were about to be abducted by aliens or perhaps fae.
It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!
I want Pluto back because it permits use of the mnemonic My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets, which is my favourite mnemonic ever.

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"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."
"come again?"
"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."
"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."
a long and judgmental pause. then:
"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"
But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.