My wit's diseased.

I'm glad we all agree this is Down With Whites Bus

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

I'm sorry they're doing WHAT?

played jackbox party games with the cast after running lines for the last time and the quiet guy absolutely demolished the round with something like: "if i owned a store and only sold your mom i'd call it 'home deepthroat'"

this was followed by the host's (she's white) husband (he's japanese) saying: "i like my sex like i like my grilled cheese: yellow inside of white" and the both of them high fiving

limping away from the battlefield all by yourself, handsome?