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I want to see if we can turn this into a tag game...

:3

Idk who to tag sooo

A Luna Moth!!!

I'd ride a quokka!!

I'll tag @kennystrator @the-herro @cooldudetheman

I would have a giant African snail and we would ride off into the sunset.

Honestly…

Maybe a dumbo rat? But then again I can see it being chaotic. Maybe the rat I have is chill and won’t like, climb on walls and let me die. And then I can pet it and feed it frozen peas in water.

European Robin (obvious reasons)

Look at it, it’s literally a dragon.

I'd ride this very specific type of dog, the name of which eludes me, but the stuffed animal I have that resembles the dog is white with brown splotches. I think the dog is a shitzu or shepherd, but idk because the toy has been taken off the market apparently (sad)

Edit: A Charles Spaniel (?). That's the dog breed I think.

a close second would be the tricolored heron and third is mertens water monitor :]

The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.

Tags below cut.

Mine is this:

Fucking Jack?!?! From DsaF????????

lmao

WATCHER NO

ARC NO WAIT PLEASE DON’T KILL ME—

IM GETTING SENT TO POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON?!?!?

Not inv rain world!!!!!!!! He's my favorite slugcat, he would never do that to me...right?

Expie Minecraft skin, that's cubical :P

@kittysnail-sadweasel @kittylaser @paroket @itzcunotdead @2co1nz @angxls-grave @mothful-existence @bumper2023 @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @your-third-cat @zaaaaazzy

the mysterious yellow liquid i found in my springtail bin. sounds about right, yeah

open tags because i'm tired and lazy

She's gonna throw me off a cliff

Im dying to my friend (whom I really like) and myself I guess.

LMAO??? Guess I’m dying to this funny Jesus billboard hehe

i think i've already died to gosling fever ;-;

umm, no comment.

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

i guess im dying to my seltzer tower

This is the lady who I’m pet sitting for’s fridge lol

“inner bitch”

charlie kirk

god’s words lmao Liek wut

so either. I’m dying of suicide

or the first picture that ISNT me:

Or the seventh picture up from that:

Me reading Sherlock Holmes????????

Is German gonna kill me???? For revenge????

LMFAOOOOO

Uhhh

A vowel in gallifreyan.

Seems accurate enough.

plant in florida (some sort of chaste tree i think)

huh

A fictional character everyone loves but you hate

A movie you wished more people would talk about

Weirdest thing you've lied about

Super random fact you know

An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt

Least favorite color

And favorite angry bird

My answers below cut:

Probably Jafar from Aladdin

A movie you wished more people talked about

My Sister's Keeper

Weirdest thing you've lied about

That I could read minds. I was in 4th grade.

Super random fact you know

Grapes can catch on fire in the microwave!

An animal you think is cute but would never adopt

Fennec fox

Least favorite color

Arctic lime

Favorite angry bird

Bomb angry bird!

@jols-is-a-massive-nerd @dickgraysonoffical

A movie u wished more people talked about: Friday the 13th

Weirdest thing you lied about: Hmm..That I could see the future? I was young💔

Super random fact you know: You can be gay

An animal you think is cute but would never adopt: Tigers

Least favorite color: Yellow😔

Favorite angry bird: The green one?

Rapture (I don't know if everyone everyone loves him, but I just can't stand him. How I feel about him might change after I read the other comics where he shows up)

A Movie You Wished More People Would Talk About:

Belle (I don't remember much of the movie, but I watched it at school in 2022 and I liked it. The movie was released in 2013)

Weirdest Thing You've Lied About:

I don't know. I never lied much

Super Random Fact You Know:

That if you're reading you're alive (unless you're a zombie or a vampire or some other type of creature)

An Animal You Think Is Cute But That You'd Never Adopt:

Raccoon (also, because you can't adopt them here in Portugal)

Least Favorite Color:

Brown

And Favorite Angry Bird:

I don't remember the birds. I haven't played the game in ages

Movie: Uptown Girls. I’ve only watched it once so far but I thought it was really good

Weirdest lie: One time in primary school I was trying to stop these younger kids from playing with some berries I’d been told were poisonous so I told them that I got the wart that was on my finger at the time from the berry juice

Super random fact: the giant weta is the largest bug in terms of body mass in the world

Animal: I really wanted a pet ferret for ages because they’re super cute, but I could never get one legally and also I think they pee everywhere so that is not going in my house

Least favourite colour: hot take, I think every colour has it’s place. I don’t really have a least favourite

Angry bird: eeeerrrrmmmm idk, I’m gonna be basic and say the red one

A movie you wished more people would talk about I don't watch a lot of movies tbh but ig Rocketman

Weirdest thing you've lied about I've probably told some weird ones but I literally do not remember

Super random fact you know The tail spikes stegosauruses and other stegosaurs have are called thagomizers. This name originated from a comic strip as a joke but it was adopted informally in the scientific world.

An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt A husky. I'm not a dog person and also huskies are LOUD and need a lot of exercise because of what they were bred to do (pull sleds).

Least favorite colour Pink

And favorite angry bird I never played so I don't have one

Simon from Firefly. I respect what he did, but I don't resonate with him somehow.

A movie you wished more people would talk about

My Fair Lady. People moved on too quickly from this classic (it's from 1956, it's fandom seems to not be around much)

Weirdest thing you've lied about

Dunno man, I can't recall currently.

Super random fact you know

The first dude to die from the "catching a bullet in the mouth" trick did not die by getting shot (as some have), but instead he was bludgeoned to death by his assistant.

An animal you think is cute but that you'd never adopt

Cats. Love them, but I'd need to take allergy meds every day, so no thanks.

Least favorite color

Dark olive green, I can't find the specific hex code but it just looks slimey

And favorite angry bird

The blue one (Idk their name man)

movie you wished more people talked about: i don’t watch too many movies, much less looked to see if anyone was discussing it

weirdest thing you lied about: i was looking for my stuffed toy as a child, and my parents found it. but i guess little me wanted attention, so i kept crying and pretending it wasn’t there.

super random fact(s) you know: owl wing feathers glow neon reddish-pink under uv light. also most earthworms in north america are actually invasive.

animal you think is cute but would never adopt: any venomous snake (with potent enough venom to give you a bad time). don’t get me wrong, i like snakes, but i also like avoiding the looming dread that i might be sent to the ER in the next week or so

least favorite color: slightly dislike purple

favorite angry bird: chuck because yellow

So

How many tags did you get tagged in by me?

5 lol

Let’s see... wow that is a lot of romance tropes, my answers are gonna be a lot of third paths here XD. Pull out my bow and arrow. It’s time for war~

slowburn or love at first sight NONE: dragged into friendship // fake dating or secret dating NONE: refusal to date // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers NONE: friends to enemies // there’s only one bed (and someone get thrown out the window) or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss NONE: unresolved tension // smut or fluff NONE: wings // canon-compliant or fix-it NONE: canon divergence // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage NONE: runaway AU // high-school romance or middle-age romance NONE: middle age friendship // time travel or isolated together (and they were enemies) // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

Look at me correcting this utterly wrong choice game with proper romance-repulsed friendly paths xd. (Ok i eliminated some of the fluffier ones too but listen— I’m salty.)

slowburn or love at first sight: SLOWBURNNNN

fake dating or secret dating: secret dating

there’s only one bed (and someone get thrown out the window) or long-distance correspondence: one bed lol

hurt/comfort or amnesia: Damn, though choice. I like both, but I think hurt/comfort wins

fantasy au or modern au: modern

mutual pining or domestic bliss: Both. Both is good.

smut or fluff: FLUFF, FLUFF, ALWAYS FLUFF

canon-compliant or fix-it: no preference

reincarnation or character death: death. I'm a sucker for angst

one-shot or multi-chapter: depends on the mood

kid fic or road trip fic: no preference

arranged marriage or accidental marriage: arranged marriage (how does one even get married by accident?)

high-school romance or middle-age romance: no romance. Just friendship. *insert the angry dog doodle meme*

time travel or isolated together (and they were enemies): time travellllll 🤩

neighbours or roommates: this might be unconventional, but neighbours. I've read a few good fics with neighbours

sci-fi au or magic au: sci-fi (damn, I used to be a magic/fantasy kid. I loved Narnia. What happened to me?)

body swap or genderbent: body swap

angst or crack: angst. Always. I watch for amusement. I read for heartbreak.

apocalyptic or mundane: apocalyptic!!! Make my idiots suffer!!!

fake dating or secret dating: secret dating

there’s only one bed (and someone get thrown out the window) or long-distance correspondence: 1 bed, (and they were roommates)

hurt/comfort or amnesia: Hurt/comfort. I haven't read any amnesia trope yet.

fantasy au or modern au: both

mutual pining or domestic bliss: Both

smut or fluff: Ew, fluff all the way.

canon-compliant or fix-it: I could care less

reincarnation or character death: death

one-shot or multi-chapter: yes

kid fic or road trip fic: yes

arranged marriage or accidental marriage: uhh, accidental seems more funny

high-school romance or middle-age romance: Both

time travel or isolated together (and they were enemies): Yes

neighbours or roommates: Roommates :)

sci-fi au or magic au: both

body swap or genderbent: body swap and genderbent

angst or crack: angst. I like feeling things. Crack just makes me laugh myself silly

apocalyptic or mundane: apocalyptic. Dystopian my beloved genre

@radfr0g @rysi0m1mic @efrftfrc @nonbinary-dinosaur7

slowburn or love at first sight: neither

fake dating or secret dating: neither

there’s only one bed (and someone get thrown out the window) or long-distance correspondence: one bed, but only if someone gets defenestrated

hurt/comfort or amnesia: hurt/comfort

fantasy au or modern au: fantasy usually but it really depends

mutual pining or domestic bliss: domestic bliss

smut or fluff: fluff

canon compliant or fix-it: depends, but usually canon-compliant

reincarnation or character death: reincarnation, especially if the reincarnated sparks heavy angst with or ragebaits people who still think they're dead

one shot or multiple chapters: i don't care as long as i enjoy them

kid fic/au or road trip: both

arranged or accidental marriage: idk, neither ig

high school romance or middle age romance: neither

time travel or isolated together (and they were enemies): neither

neighbors or roommates: roommates

sci-fi or magic au: both

body swap or genderbent: body swap

angst or crack: depends on the fandom lol, but crack fics can be really funny if written seriously

Describe this day with 3 emojis (can be anything)

for me it's: 🫠💀😵‍💫

Describe this day with 3 emojis (can be anything)

for me it's: 😑🍰🔥

Describe this day with 3 emojis (can be anything)

for me it's: 📝🫥💤

No context whasoever

🫡🥀😜.

So let’s play from my memory lol

How would the fandom see you if you were a fictional character?

Make yourself in this picrew then take this quiz and post your results!

… yeah that tracks…

Tagging a few folks — no pressure and anyone else feel free to join in!

Woah! Honor I think. I'll keep learning to earn the term wise DILF...

Tags for funsies ^^

Tee hee!!! Ty for the tag Remmy!

No pressure tags:

@birdbooks7 @altruistic-meme @gayfrogswithhats @nakaharasknife @aelxr @untotesleben @charlidrawz @fearlesssoul @rambling-gremlin @sunset-hours @crimson-pandaa @sillylittleboysblog @bioluminescentcat @blooranje @ghost-fox-goddess1 @crabs-nonsense @leniisreallycool @starlightshadowsworld @blurred-antics @normalofficeworker @sapphosweirdkid @dazais-crab-addiction @iforgiveyouprime @thoughts-of-ongoing-life-crisis @mytrinketsandknickknacks @eyeoftheeagle @umbrellahandle @mushythefroggie @hiveswap @swindally-antics @goodjomans @chiaramath @lickthecowhappy @ilikeblue @alrischapisces @alexlarouxwrites @guineahenfritillaria @inhonoredglory @thefallenangel2008 @thelocalidiot @sonkitty @gallup24 @gabe-dasha @p3arlescent-rose

(sry for the long list, i hate to delete anyone and it just keeps getting longer 😭)

+anyone who wants to join!

The asexual heart really just ✨️completes it✨️ 😆

Uhh

Not sure what to do about that, but okay then.

Hahahah my turn to summon peeps

Let's see....

@radfr0g @rysi0m1mic @efrftfrc

you know what, that tracks lol

no pressure

Thanks for tagging me, @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon and @siobhans-world!

1. Fave colour: Dark shades of blue

2. Last song: Uhhh.... something on the Chill station that I heard while driving

3. Currently reading: I just finished "The Invisible Life of Addy LaRue" for a book club, and I'm way behind on multiple fics.

4. Currently watching: I've been watching Slow Horses and saw Project Hail Mary in an actual theater (I recommend both!)

5. Currently Craving: Vacation, warm weather, lack of responsibilities, etc.

6: Coffee or tea: I love both, but probably have to choose coffee and all its forms over tea

1. Fave Color: Hot pink, teal, yellow

2. Last Song: Wait For It from the Hamilton cast album

3. Currently Reading: Nothing, but the last novel I read was The Priory of the Orange Tree

4. Currently Watching: Nothing, but the last TV show I watched was Heated Rivalry (not counting my Nth rewatch of Good Omens!) and the last movie I saw was Jurassic Park: The Lost World

5. Currently Craving: A nap and resolution of life’s uncertainties

6. Coffee or Tea: Mandatory cup of coffee first thing in the morning, after that I switch to tea

1. Fave color: every shade of green

2. Last song: Mariah Carey "Dreamlover" , listening to the 90's show on radio

3. Currently reading: Jingo, Terry Pratchett, trying to finally read the books in english to get the fine whit

4. Currently watching: M*A*S*H because 11 seasons you can always watch on repeat and Andor because we give it another try

5. Currently Craving: a free weekend

6. Coffee or Tea: Same, first coffee then switch to tea

1. Fave colour: purple

2. Last song: Everybody Scream by Florence and the Machine

3. Currently reading (apart from Good Omens fanfiction) the Monk and Robot series by Becky Chambers

4. Currently watching: just finished season 2 of One Piece (live action), The Pitt, Outlander S7, Last One Laughing UK S2.

5. Currently craving: more time off so I can keep working on Good Omens fics!

6. Coffee or Tea: always tea!

1. Favourite colour: red (who'd have thought?), but also navy

2. Last song: regrettably "Beneath the moonless sky" from "Love Never Dies" (this musical is a fanfic and this song is the smut chapter), but right now I have "King of New York" from "Newsies" stuck in my head

3. Currently reading: ohhhhh should I really list all of the books I've started and put on hold? Okay, let's do this *takes a deep breath*: "The Count of Monte Cristo", "Scapegoat" by Daphne du Maurier, "Mark of Athena" from Percy Jackson Heroes of Olympus, "Good Omens", "Far from the madding crowd" and "Project Hail Mary"

4. Currently watching: "Doctor who" (forever going on), "Masters of sex", "Lucifer" and "Spies of Warsaw"

5. Currently craving: World peace and environmental sustainability (if not possible, I'll settle for a 48h long nap)

6. Coffee or tea: Tea. I must have tea. Without tea I am merely unreconstituted dust.

Favorite color: Red. Just red

Last song: uhhhh, something from My Fair Lady, don't ask me what. I have matchmaker from fiddler on the roof stuck in my head now.

Current read: ACD sherlock holmes, h2g2 (forever and always), The Martian, The Great Gatsby (again. Ugh)

Currently watching: Doctor who, Red dwarf, Good Omens, H2g2 (watching and listening), To a degree Granda Holmes, Supernatural, Taking Over The Asylum (off and on)

Currently craving: food wise? Goldfish and apples.

Coffee or Tea: Tea, coffee sucks. There's a chain where I live that has started selling canned coffee of theirs. Eugh.

last song: Me and Mr. Wolf

current read: The Beak of the Finch by Jonathan Weiner

current watch: uhh solarballs ig?? and 4cvit pov of bannerfall SMP

currently craving: tomodachi life. I NEED THAT GAME NOW 😜😔🥀

coffee or tea: usually tea. unless the coffee has a buttload of creamer and has been turned into a slushie

If a little gets down your throat from laughing and you are choking a bit so you swallow the rest to not embarrass yourself in front of friends from coughing out soda. Don't. You'll choke more and your friends will be more concerned.

Sincerely,

I’ll go first. I’m @iminyourbedsheets and at my last doctor’s appointment (NO HATE TO THE DOCTOR BTW SHE WAS DOING HER JOB) my doctor was examining my height and stuff and she got to my weight and just said “honey have you been getting enough exercise?”. And she also recommended some healthy food options. And that’s how I found out I’m a fat ass. AND I BROUGHT THE BOWL LOL.

I brought the gay bacon :3

I brought skittles

I BROUGHT JOLLY RANCHERS!!

I brought a bag of milk chocolate chips :3

@inky2cu @trouble-warning @cranky-clusmy-cookie @serial-designation-j-offical, @panfandomgoblin, probably others I've forgor, not on my computer rn so soz about that! (Open tags as well)

Anyway I brought Uzi Doorman from murder drones cuz why not

anyway we brought haribo gummy bears

also i brought peeps

and I brought the sour skittles :D

and I brought the gummy watermelons

and i brought rainbow gummies

and I brought needs gummy clusters

and I brought the peanut butter m&Ms

and i brought gummy sharks

and I brought peanut butter filled m&m's

I brought pink sour skulls >_<!!

I brought candy corn because it’s good guys I swear :3

and I made snickerdoodles :)

so my name is tex now i guess

anyways one time during a camping trip, my legs got so sore it hurt when i would even move my legs a centimeter, around an hour after biking for a bit

same thing happened with my arms too but after kayaking lol

edit: brought tea candy. coffee candy but tea

uhh @devoid-of-light @anonymous-anonnn

reblog with your current obsession

I'll go first: Hazbin Hotel

But yeah it’s Supernatural and I’m really normal about it trust me

(Honorable mention to the constants as well: Dr. Who, YuGiOh, Zelda, Green Day, and folklore/mythology lol)

Currently it's Vox Machina- I've watched the animates show and now I'm slowly trudging through the actual campaign lol

Probably my ocs😭 i have a hard time liking something a LOT. okay wait thats probably The Good Place. I've watched it thrice already

Severance!! Like- mostly mark scout- and his family- I’m sane okaayyy

Shakespeare for some reason (looks pointedly at my language arts teacher and Curly)

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

And

Babmotm

No pressure tags!

@hardtobethebardbitch @kogumaneko-0x0freakshow @boyslit @imanalbertross @ineedmorevat7kinmylife

Right now, top of the head, Mario the Music Box, like a crazy person

And then Doctor Who (and specifically @/ginger-at-last’s blog), and then Ace Attorney

Anygays, h2g2, Doctor Who, Good omens, SHERLOCK HOLMES, uhhhh, somewhat supernatural, and Bungo Stray Dogs

after that it might be mbti, but mostly for the memes at the moment lol

(i've tried to dissect mbti into something my mind can understand, but my brain has been running on concrete bricks ever since the big '26 began so..) (one day i'll figure out how to retain the information. not today though)

neither are necessarily fandoms, as i'm not currently invested in any particular ones right now haha

:P

:)

Love you :)