Literally what you just read. I'm a nerd and I like obsessing over things as a break from reality. This blog is my outlet. Welcome to my personal madness. It's always summer here! 🌲🌳🌾🌿☀️🌫🌡 Age? 903. Place of birth? Under a rock. Pronouns? Spin the wheel >:)
It's been over a year, so I think it's time for a new welcome post...
🎉WELCOME!!!🎉
The name and bio of the blog mostly speak for themselves, but here is a quick note of explanation with pretty much everything you need to know about me (more under the cut):
I came on this site to vent about fandoms and recently also share my art or fanfiction. These are the fandoms that you may encounter on this blog:
Good Omens 🪽 (and related universes. Also I'm a massive Aziraphale fan and kinnie)
Doctor Who 🕰
Elisabeth das musical 🪭 (plus other German-language musicals)
The count of Monte Cristo ⛓️💥
Dracula🩸
20 000 leagues under the sea 🐙
Sherlock Holmes 🔎 (and BBC Sherlock)
Narnia 👑
Various musicals, like the Phantom of the Opera 🎭, Hamilton 🇺🇸, Wicked 🐒, Epic 🌊and so on
Side blogs:
@imjustagoldfish - a blog dedicated to Mycroft Holmes (from BBC Sherlock), to whom I relate for reasons. Sadly currently inactive, since I got sucked into other fandoms
@gallifreyanposting - a blog for posting all of my Loren Sherman's Circular Gallifreyan translations and designs. It's very much active, so come and say hi. We have a pretty cool gang there :)
Fanfiction:
You can find me on ao3 under the name Gabriel Dasha. I don't have too many fanfics in my CV, but I am constantly working on new ones as ideas keep haunting me. For now you can read and enjoy:
⛵️ There is a good God in Heaven who looks after honest folk (The Count of Monte Cristo)
It has been 14 years now since Edmond Dantés became the captain of the Pharaon and married the love of his life, Mercedés. Their lives couldn't possibly get any better. Their children are being raised in a house full of love and joy. But every now and then Dantés remembers something from a world long forgotten.
Or
An AU where Villefort had the decency to let Edmond go
💀 Every day a little Death (The Count of Monte Cristo, Elisabeth das musical)
Edmond Dantés is well acquainted with Death. But now that he has promised Mercedés not to kill her son, he feels closer to it than ever. It's time to decide. Will he run again or will he face his demise at the hands of the vicomte?
⚔️ Those damn golden eyes (Good Omens)
After Archangel Aziraphale escapes from his prison in Heaven and suffers the consequences, Crowley is left to face the armies of Heaven on his own (although is he really?). As a last ditch effort to tip the scales, he challenges the self procclaimed general, Michael, to a duel for the fate of humanity, during which his whole life flashes before his eyes, literally...
In other words: my humble take on the Second Coming, containing everything that I know is not likely to happen in the actual finale.
Frequently used tags:
#dasha answers - for asks
#earth's fluffiest protector - for obsessing over Aziraphale
#dasha unfiltered - for my real-time reactions to shows I watch or books I read
#dasha does music - for me recreating tunes
#good omens aikido AU - for updates on my WIP, which is sort of self-explanatory
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I'm a Catholic with pretty strong feelings about my religion and God, but do not for a second think I'm one of those "burn the gays" Catholics. No. Come on guys, I'm literally a Good Omens fan. All are welcome here. This blog is a safe space for everyone and anyone (unless you're agressive towards me first, then I will have to kindly ask you to leave)
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wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"
wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting
wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.
wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.
wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.
wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.
wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on
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imagine the scene. it’s raining miserably. on the street is one single piece of white bread. it’s getting soaked. it’s crumbling. it’s the most pathetic piece of bread you’ve ever seen in your life. that’s alec hardy broadchurch
hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit
Gotta say, two episodes into Good Omens and I can totally see why you chose that pseud XD
Also the way my heart JUMPED the moment I saw who plays Adam's mom 😭 (I just needed to tell someone who should get it. I have two friends who are only in one of the fandoms each, so neither of them will understand)
I'm so glad you're enjoying it! I went through an obsessed phase last year with go, hence my url but i was previously mycroftholmeskingsmen and he is my favourite of all time <3 i just thought it best not to change my url since it's the same in other places too xD
But yes, our angel is so precious <3 And I am very glad someone else is in both fandoms :D
I was so excited to see euros as well! (mark is in it too and he's the sole reason why i started watching the show, i hope you enjoy seeing him!!!)
Literally back from the dead XDDDD Well, zombie Mark Gatiss was certainly... something... to watch 😅😅😅
I can already imagine how it went
The crew of GO: We wanna bring you guys back for more scenes, but as zombies, since you've all been killed in that church scene last time. Are you cool with that?
Mark Gatiss: You had me at 'zombies'. Please continue
i do love when some insane doctor who thing happens and briefly my dash is full of dw posts from those of us who rarely post dw. periodic family reunion. or family funeral
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I was SO SURE this was an allegory for trans women and I was like “…dang thats kind of heavy handed and obvious; a metaphor for trans women shouldn’t be ABOUT turning into a woman”
I appreciate that most of what ryan gosling has done is films not tv shows solely because it means that wanting to watch every thing he has been in is much easier than it was with other actors like David tennant
professor just said “Macbeth’s best friend is not his wife, it is the audience.” not even my shakespeare class professor. my head is spinning. his best friend is the audience...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. They set up their tent and a campfire, have dinner, some wine and go to sleep
Some hours later, Sherlock wakes up and nudges his friend awake.
"Watson. Watson!"
"What?"
"Look up. What do you see?"
Watson looks up "I see the night sky. It's full of stars. Holmes, it's beautiful!"
"But what can you deduce from it?"
Watson thinks for a while and then replies:
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
Sherlock turns to him.
"No Watson, you idiot, it means somebody stole our tent."
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