chaos (⁠◍ᴗ⁠◍⁠)

ad I saw on the side of a bus the other day. so delightful that I giggled when I saw it

well petronius didn’t own a restaurant but you know what he was? A cerimonial and a poet who wrote the Satyricon which is a book about satirical greek romance featuring homosexual and erotic stories. I also wanted to add the while Petronius didn’t write a lot about food in his saturas (the genre of the satyricon) the theme of banquets and food is very important and also present in his book in the passage of Cena Trimalchionis which depicts the “malus more” of free slaves at the time. Also did you know that the name Satyricon might derive from the fact that Satiri loved to “stalker” and follow Ninfee around, at least based on what my professor said anyway. I don’t know i this will make any sense but Aziraphale and Crowley here are depicted as beings who have rather human tendencies and who enjoy rather depravity if I may say so, I mean Petronius is not Cicero am I right? This is what they were in reality, not two heroes but two random dudes connecting despite their differences, their love wasn’t really predictable if was casual, ineffable if I may say. They weren’t made to safe the universe they were made to understand it and help humans to fix it this is the only way human incarnate can win on religion and oppression

Oysters. C'mon, this one was supposed to be crystal clear. Just to most universally acknowledged aphrodisiac of the world, nothing to see here.

Art by Kim Jaehyun

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

study

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

Happy Pride Month, especially to hungarians who feel for the first time truly free in their country!

Happy Pride Month!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

Nature is a wonder.

I was being 100% serious.