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Me: tired. From before 2000. Where are my dergs?

Quick post to keep pinned to try and make it easier to find stuff. And make me remember to use these tags -.-

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#dragon art -> aaall the dragons I've drawn (mostly fanart but also OCs)

#foto -> me taking pictures of rl stuff and not being good at it

#fic stuff -> posts/art that are connected to my fanfics (not necessarily links to fics, check the AO3 link in the description above for reading)

#baldurs IC gate, #IC werecat AU, #au in which everyone is a dragon and nothing really bad ever happens, #snorzan -> Inheritance cycle AUs, as it's said.

Ask box: Always open! :3 Ask stuff about my fics, art, or general opinions or something. Feel free to make drawing or writing suggestions, but I can't promise anything.

My fanfics are mostly morzatorix, with some other pairings here and there, or none. Also almost all are AU. No unhealthy power dynamics, since I don't like that. No major character deaths either. And no smut, since I can't write that and don't care for it either, sorry xD I generally prefer floofy fluff/angst ...with the occasional violence and murder >:D

Look at my deviantart for more art. I'm not very active there anymore tho.

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letoscrawls

I'm rereading random parts of the inheritance cycle for fan art reasons, and I think I said this in my brisingr post but I'll say it again; i hateddddd how nasuada felt lonely and a loser when she saw roran and katrina together. Just another reason why I never liked how they were apparently put on a pedestral when every other character was much cooler than them ARGHHHHHH

Reminder that roran and katrina are together because eragon and nasuada were working their asses off to support them in any way!!!! ARGHHHH

And yeah after ten seconds nasuada snaps back and she's like okay but being the leader of the varden is so much better (it is) but i hate that roran made her feel this way with his perfect life and perfect everything BACK OFF

emerynotemerie

Uhhh i barely remember anything about the inheritance cycle BUT this post made a single Recollection appear in my head.

so early in the series, katrina is cool because she defies her family and chooses to be with roran. And roran is cool because he’s a guy from the middle of nowhere who doesn’t have any crazy skills but is a nice and brave dude and that screams of literary potential.

but pretty soon, roran is going 1v300 with a fucking HAMMER and katrina isn’t doing anything at all. but don’t get me wrong - my issue isn’t that katrina becomes a wife and mother. My issue is with the extent to which they are both praised and respected for creating this traditional family dynamic. To the point of other characters either being jealous of it, or wishing they could also be as cool as roran and katrina are for… being married and normal, i guess?

i dunno. Is this fair to say? Can any inheritance cycle fans confirm or deny? I truly can’t remember shit about roran and katrina i’ll be honest 😭

letoscrawls

yep you remember correctly!! maybe it's the fact that no main character is having normal life experiences and so in contrast roran and katrina seem as exceptional as a dragon flying in the sky, they represent everyone's longing for a normal life, which is cool, but come on now. i mean it's cute and sad that both eragon and nasuada still long for a normal life despite it all, that no matter how great they become, how praised they are, they can't have what roran and katrina have because they are too busy saving everyone from a crazy evil king but oof WHO CARES ABOUT THE FARM IN UTAH RIDING A DRAGON OR RULING OVER THE HUMANS IS SO MUCH COOLER SORRY!! SORRY!!!

umunschaas

Said it and will say it again; Roran has the vibe of a youtuber who couldn't handle the fame and it got to his head. Guy litterally said to Orrin that he could insult whoever he wanted. In a more realistic plot regarding kings and stuff, at that point he would have been up for execution. Paolini is just playing favorites so hard there.

He could have had Roran as a contrast to Eragon, being a normal guy. Alas, he doesn't write Roran as normal (pointing at the 200 kills for 2 example, which is not only unrealistic but also mildly horrifying if one thinks a bit harder about it), plus him always getting special treatments.

#none of my homies like roran

umunschaas

Drew dragon Morzan and Galbatorix being good dads to Murtagh.

(That pot is just one of many things that Torix has in his hoard and Murtagh took a liking to it like a cat.)

#morning reblog

Drew dragon Morzan and Galbatorix being good dads to Murtagh.

(That pot is just one of many things that Torix has in his hoard and Murtagh took a liking to it like a cat.)

#inheritance cycle #the world of eragon #eragon #the inheritance cycle #galbatorix #morzan #murtagh #dragon art #au in which everyone is a dragon and nothing really bad ever happens #Morzan repeating “DONT CHEW” in his head

zhoudadudugongjin

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

thewritingautisticat

The love is unconditional, the devotion is not.

I will love you to the end of my days but the choices you're making are something I cannot follow you in. I love you. I love you even as your choices leave me bleeding behind you. My love for you will kill me. But I will not follow you, because what you are doing is wrong. I will try to stop you because I love you.

I love you. I will always love you. I will not follow you.

#Brom and Morzan

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tearlessrain

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

tearlessrain

taking my stupid walks for my stupid mental health with my stupid hypervigilant brain horse

tearlessrain

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

littledragonkana

Komischer Kuchen

cheeso

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

urulokid

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

dontlistentothemmoose

reblog to reclaim your power

couch to 5k necromancy

wizard-council-bureaucrat

You are not supposed to tell people this

swiftlark

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

zoestorm

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

luck-system-shenanigans

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

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sodorz

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

marlynnofmany

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

siphersaysstuff

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

Bachel’s story is actually pretty sad too - please put down the pitchforks! - and could very well be another sign of the IC elves canon racism against humans.

Half-elves are never mentioned or seen in the first four books and I wouldn’t be surprised if they and their families are pushed to the fringes of society and treated as lesser. Cults though, love to get their claws into people who are lost, alone and pushed away. So, Bachel’s mother might have seen the draumar as an opportunity to finally regain a community that wouldn’t judge them - uncaring about the hidden traps and dangers.

And after Bachel killed her mother, if she ever realized that she was in a cult and living lies and cruelty, admitting as such would have meant that she also would have to admit to herself that she killed her mother for nothing.

#thinking of an silly AU again where Galbatorix kept rolling 20s on all checks in conversations with her #and somehow convinced her to turn her back on the draumar #unlikely I know but nothing is impossible in fiction riiiiight #and whoever of the Order sent Galbatorix north would be super annoyed if he comes back and that also with a half-elf #who's very bossy and asks almost as many uncomfortably nosy questions as Galbatorix #inheritance cycle #eragon #the inheritance cycle #the world of eragon #bachel (inheritance cycle)#its the 3am yapping

There's something curious about Galbatorix which is mentioned/shown in small instances.

It's told that after Galbatorix lost Jarnunvösk, he tried to get himself killed in the Spine, by attacking every Urgal etc. he came across. Bachel mentions to Murtagh that if he doesn't give up, she's ready to work with the other option (insanity) too - which feels like a strong hint to Galbatorix. And in the final fight, Galbatorix even said out loud that he wouldn’t give up.

He's like; zero will too live, but too much... stubbornness?drive?...? to end things.

(Also thanks Paolini for that "as far as everyone knows, he's dead"-bait. Looking at these hints, I can totally see him growing strawberries somewhere even more now. Smug and giggling to himself, as he does.)

#maybe it was something that Jarnunvösk said before she died which keeps him going #and there's still the mystery of Vrael hesitating so much with killing him #*points at Galbatorix* that guy knew stuff and the susldunarya wanted to silence him!#what would be the alagaesia version of a tinfoil hat?#late night rambling ehem #inheritance cycle #eragon #the inheritance cycle #the world of eragon #galbatorix

courtmartialme

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

Always find it weird when people look at games and go "Ah that's nothing for me; I'd be really bad at it." Which... first of all, how would you know? Second, and far more important; you don't have to be good at something to enjoy it. And that really goes for all hobbies. But one of my fondest memories is the mario kart night we had at work and my boss (older, never held a controller in her hands before) absolutely laughing her ass off as she kept driving into walls and being super excited about 'all those cute items!'.

It's about enjoying, not being or becoming an expert. And you can always play on easy mode, that's not emBArASsInG.

#years back a lot of games kept me away because they seemed overwhelming #thing is.. they aren't really #mind you... I don’t recommend stuff like dark souls #i don't consider frustration as fun

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

finding that one fandom friend that GETS you and your blorbos the way no one else does is a privilege and it will literally change your life

power-chords

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

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