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my excuse is usually “sorry i had to go to europe to survive an escape room by finding the stinky bug and going and eating someone’s house but my greed didn’t stop there, i ended up eating the solar system and when i had no one left i ate the sun and exploded” or “oh i had to take a wee”

Wait… what was that first one Mae?

i had to walk my fish

nahhh you were cleaning your gong

nahhh i was painting my bedroom with my toothbrush

nahhh you were taking the cat for a walk

the curse having character thoughts but none of them are coherent

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going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

my excuse is usually “sorry i had to go to europe to survive an escape room by finding the stinky bug and going and eating someone’s house but my greed didn’t stop there, i ended up eating the solar system and when i had no one left i ate the sun and exploded” or “oh i had to take a wee”

Wait… what was that first one Mae?

i had to walk my fish

nahhh you were cleaning your gong

When Grace inevitably dies on Erid they build him a statue. It is grand in that it is not towering, but built methodically with the utmost love respect and care. Adrian and Rocky oversee it’s construction and they ensure the Grace depicted not as a godlike saviour but a silly little space blob who taught their planets pebbles about relativity and who learnt to speak a language not made for his body. They make sure he is seen to be kind and brave. Lastly, they ensure an Eridian is carved with him so he will always have someone to watch him sleep.

thank you! every one else thinks i'm crazy >:P

In my next life I will be reborn as #school bus graveyard.

the whole thing????

woah that's so cool :O

thank you! (i came up with 90% of that on the spot lol so i'm glad you like it) :D