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i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

happy pride month everybody

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

happy pride month