welcome to my twisted wound

thinking about the “foogoo state” post

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

does anyone know how to go to sleep

My partner made this comic, and it is beautiful and amazing, and you’re all missing out by not seeing the original on paper because it’s even prettier there!

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

I want to write my fanfic <- isn’t writing my fanfic

i need to killl myself but like nonchalantly

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long