EEE = MC SCARED! AAH-FFIDAVIT!!!

not only do the grocery store cashiers card logan for honey they get wise to thomas and the other friends and card them too

straight out the shower

You’ve seen him, you’ve heard him, he probably stole that jacket from Janus, please welcome to the stage—Anxiety!

Direct sequel to And If you ever leave me high and dry.

Rating: Mature, Depictions of Past Abuse. Please be safe. Tags Include: Remile, Grumpy sunshine relationship, more fluffly than the tags make it seem, Fake Marriage, Wedding Fraud, No cheating, takes place in a mafia romance but that's kinda in the background, ect.

"Does it make me a bad person for wanting to flirt more now that I know the content of your boyfriend's character?"  "You don't know him," Emile says, smiling like he's trying to cover up the pain. "You don't know me."  "What if I want to know you?" Remy asks, in a teasing lilting voice. Emilie looks up in at him in surprise, wide-eyed and bleary, and fuck, he's going to have a heart attack. "Scratch that," Remy blurts out. "I definitely want to know you. No question about it."  OR: Remy needs a friend. Emile needs the money. A marriage will solve both of those problems.

There, standing on his porch is Emile. He's holding a cardboard box in one hand, and the whale plushie Remy bought for him in the other. He's bathed in the golden-pink haze of a scenic sunset, as well as the warm yellow lights of Remy's porch lights, backlit with the nostalgic glow of the street lights.  God, sunshine pink, and rainbows, and too much candy and a sugar rush and-  "Hi," Emile says, smiling big and wide.  Or: Emile moves in.

I made a timelapse! Which I never make because damn theyre huge files

Eridian Doctor: We went through the human genome and found a bunch of places with old broken DNA repair mechanisms so we came up with a gene editing therapy that fixes them in order to extend your lifespan.

Grace: *flashbacks to when Rocky found out that humans can experience long term effects from lower doses of radiation exposure and Grace wasn't being as careful as he should have been back when they first met because he still thought this was gonna be a suicide mission*

Grace (internally): Oh, so cancer prevention! Got it!

Grace: Sounds good!

*like 100 years later*

Grace: Hey Rocky, how am I not dead yet?