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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

Perfect date idea: Marathon hockey themed movies in our favourite jerseys.

the weirdest thing someone has said to me recently was “you know you’re not supposed to wear the bands shirt to the concert.” why not? am I supposed to be playing hard to get with the band? like im at the show, they know i like them, its okay

Wohohohoho no

i’m celebrating a woman’s achievements here so you can go away and make your own post.

Everyone needs this on their dash from time to time

wait omg this is adorable

This is a TV show in Canada, called Battle of the Blades, where hockey stars team up with figure skaters, to compete in competitions to perform at teh end of the season

Canada’s version of “Dancing with the Stars”

You ever watch a hockey game that is so intense that when its finally over it feels like you just ran a marathon