Confused Scientific Flailing

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

there may be An App For That™, but have you considered that there is also very likely a Parasitoid Wasp For That™

Official ominous sign

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

there's always so much confusion when you use the word "stakeholders" in a meeting here at the federal vampire eradication task force

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do anything besides eating photogenic red berries#is there any way this child can get its parent to stop feeding it photogenic red berries

watch how many berries I can cram into this other bird

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

too many of you are being far too cruel.

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do