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Fun fact: This part wasn't in the script… 😏

Every time another tiny piece of the game drops, whether from them directly or through their favorite blogger, the whole fandom jumps to attention. And yes, most of it is mockery, frustration, and second-hand embarrassment, but still. Traffic is traffic. Bad publicity is still publicity.

And that’s the sad part, because you can see the engagement slowly fading. Not all at once, but in little drops. Tumblr has become pretty boring. Sam is basically in permanent sales mode, and aside from gossip, there isn’t much to discuss. Caitriona only really pops up when she has a new project to promote, and it works for her. She doesn’t need an army of fans constantly maintaining her business for her.

It feels like Sam may be heading down a road many male leads from long-running shows have walked before, especially the ones who were part of a major romantic pairing. They start as heartthrobs, with tons of female fans and far more attention than the actresses beside them. Then the show ends, the slow fade begins, and you blink. Suddenly twenty years have passed, and their career is mostly small projects that keep a reduced fanbase alive, living off the nostalgia of the one role that made them famous, going from convention to convention, while the actress beside them is collecting awards and booking better roles.

And while that may work for some of those actors, and maybe it’s enough for them, Sam has built a very expensive little empire that is supposed to be funded by that same fanbase. But he isn’t doing much to expand his audience. Not through different acting roles, not through his alcohol business, not through his books. He has put all his eggs in one basket.

So maybe that explains, in some way, these pathetic attempts to revive a sleepy fandom.

Or maybe not.

This Anon was received by a well-known Anti account - many, hopefully unaware, shippers reblog without even a second thought - this evening. It comes exactly on point with S's Mallorca IG story and reads like this:

I am surprised the host did not check, or ask around. And I am surprised even more, given the stalking/obsessive reputation of that particular blogger.

Anyways, the two IG stories Anon could have referred to are these two reposts, from last Tuesday (06/30):

The IG account bio is not very conclusive:

It also links to one of those suspicious casino webpages - but hey, intelligence was never Barnyard Bimbo's forte. Still, their Threads bio is very clear about the creators' whereabouts:

The account is based in Germany. Not exactly Spain, isn't it?

The second and last IG story repost is this one:

This time, it's also very clear. But hey, why not let the masses dream, or in this case, emptily speculate?

Now let's see where Mrs. Bombonato is based, shall we?

Milan. Perhaps to Anon's surprise, that is not Spain, either.

I mean, I get it. Placing Missouri or North Dakota on a blank map is one of my ideas of intellectual terror, for sure. However, unlike Anon and their unsuspecting host, I am not ready to make a fool of myself in public over this. I prefer to double-check my own stupidity and believe a day when I did not learn anything new is a lost day.

And no, it's nowhere near Spain. But I suppose the Bullshit Story was too good to pass, wasn't it?

📍Holyrood Palace, Edinburgh - Scotland

Source: siobhan_mackenzie IGS (posted on 30 June 2026)

A garden party took place at the Royal Palace on Edinburgh yesterday evening. The tartan designer had posted her invitation on her account a few hours earlier.

So some people took this opportunity to network. Others, perhaps not so much?

So far, there’s no indication that at least one of a tiny distillery’s executives from the south of Scotland was invited or attended… 🤷‍♀️

A thoroughly politically incorrect thought just crossed my mind. I'm genuinely fascinated by the thought process that concluded the ideal official 'partner' for CMB would be a rainbow remix of her longtime boyfriend.

A boyfriend who—and this is the important part—eventually cheated on her after years together.

Would any of you genuinely choose your next partner based on their resemblance to someone who caused you so much pain?

Personally... I rather doubt it.

As for SRH... Well, of course.

She grips the handlebars with frantic dread,

The massive iron frame weighs tons, she said.

She tries to lift the beast, but it outweighs

The flimsy Hollywood romance she plays.

Her boots slip upon the dusty floor,

She cannot balance this machine of war.

It tilts, it leans, her muscles start to strain,

A heavy metal source of public pain.

The actor revs his engine, ready to depart,

While hundreds pounds of steel keep her far apart.

She drops the 'biker vibe' before she even starts,

Crushing her ego and her lying heart.

So… nine days after the Ride Galloway event, Sam finally posted the clip.

Interesting timing.

Was it always the plan?

Was it a last-minute decision?

Or did someone suddenly remember there was one more video left to upload? 😂

Who knows.

What I do know is this:

People will probably spend the next week turning a delayed social media post into a full-blown relationship theory.

Meanwhile, I’m just over here wondering why it took nine days.

Sometimes the timing is more interesting than the post itself. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂

Some days ago I asked you about things Sam and Cait have in common. Lots of you reblogged the post adding your ideas. Thank you so much to everybody who helped me with this… Well, I’ve done some edits proving they have loooooots of things in common. They’re soulmates. Nay contest! 

The pics I’ve used for my edits are from Google Images. Enjoy!

They love Art

They love Avocados

They love Bands

They love Banoffe Pies

They love the same Bar

They love the Beach

They love reading Books

They love Animals

They support Charities

They love Coconut

They love Coffee

They watch Friday Night Lives

Sam’s friends adore Cait and Cait’s friends adore Sam

They love Guacamole

They love Hiking

They are Funny

They love Macaroons

They play Instruments

They Netflix and Chill

They love New York

They want Peace

They love Pineapples

They love Pizza

They are so proud of Each Other

They love Riding

They fight for Human Rights

They love Running

They love Scottland

They love Sushi

They love the Theatre

They love Poetry

They love Tennis

They love Water

They love Whiskey

They watch The Night Manager… TOGETHER

And a bonus…. They love using the same Lipstick

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how urban legends begin😂

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till buzzing from our inaugural @ridegalloway event last week!🤘 🏍️

Huge thank you to everyone who attended and our incredible guests and weekend entertainment, celebrating the best of the South West of Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @devincassonmusic@combat_international@motorcyclelawscotland@dgbloodbikes@dglifemag@creetown_fc#samheughan#ridegalloway

The wait is over and it's not a SQUEE:

'The original source of the pics does NOT want me to share them or even describe them' -> proceeds to 'describe' them, anyways. Nothing better than cheap bullshit to keep her scattered crowd engaged.

If you had any doubts left the troll is a useful mythomaniac, this should settle them once and for all, I believe:

This time, *urv insists she will not show the 📸, even privately. Because there is nothing to show, and probably never was, at least as far as this episode goes. But the interesting thing is her offer to share the mere existence of pics that she will not be allowed to share as is. With this one, I think we just legit crossed into pathetic fanfic territory. Who knew?

Of course, this alone shall not stop this madness. Of course, the five or six Mommies will still plead with her, just like they did when she pulled the same trick during the SUA Macbeth season. But this time, it's summertime and the living should be easier than that. Right?

And for some reason, it is not. Go figure, but I know what I know. And reader, so do you.