hashtag schlarklez summer

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

An offline mutual is a dead wife in a way

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

My dealer, Antfrost: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the red banquet” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me, : yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 30 minutes later: Me: dude I swear I just saw Bad lock the doors on us My buddy Awesamdude, pacing: Hannahxxrose is lying to us

one day for april fools ethoslab should hire an editor to make him an episode with the production style of a tommyinnit video or something and then he just never acknowelgdes it and goes back to his normal style forever after.

i know i haven't hit rock bottom yet because i still have x reader tags filtered on here

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character