i love tv. it’s the best thing ever invented.

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im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

i told my mom that her dog (who i’m watching while she’s out of town) seemed to not being enjoying his walks as much and she asked what route i take him on and i told her and she said “oh it’s bc that’s his least favorite street” ???????? 😭

i told her that it’s sad that dogs can’t know how long you’ll be gone for and so they just have to wait indefinitely for their people to get back and she said No i told him it would be only 6 days. so you can let him know that i’ll be home tomorrow . why didn’t i think of that.

he was right