i love tv. it’s the best thing ever invented.

guys i really am trying to make the switch over to firefox/duck duck go but the fact is that they’re really just not great search engines and sometimes i go back to google like the ant with a bindle when i need to actually get something done . its so hard out here

sometimes i forget that my mom actually is pretty crazy bc she’s so chill a lot of the time but then she’ll do something like buy an animal communicator for our dog (who works remotely btw. like you send the person a picture of the dog and she claims to telepathically communicate with it) or more recently, try to get me and my sister to put these energy stickers (????) on the backs of our phones to “absorb the emf” and i’m like ohhhh right

scheduled for multiple shifts this week that are 5am-10am and then 5pm-10pm on the same day 😕😕😕 and yes i requested them bc im insane and want money but i might kms so stay tuned