Bread & Circus

breakfast from when before i eated it

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

Contempt of court babey, time to bankrupt Kennedy Center out of existence with court fines, let's goooooooooooo

MSNBCNOW is gonna live stream the shitbag’s name coming off the Kennedy Center once the court stuff is done, in case you like me are an American who wants a tiny taste of what it’s like to get to erase a (wannabe) dictator’s name and likeness from public places.

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

Tons of respect towards TTRPG designers that openly acknowledge their game won't appeal to every person

did richard kiss his dolls? big time yes.

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

David Mack

MORE CARL MORE CARL NOWWWW

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about

Hannibal + text posts 🫖