If you want to find me in the drift:
foolish_mortal@tumblr
foolish_mortal@ao3
foolish_mortal@pillowfort -> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolish_m0rtal@DW-> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolishmortal#0344@discord

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Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever

#extradirty

@theartofmadeline
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird

pixel skylines

Janaina Medeiros
Claire Keane
Game of Thrones Daily
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
dirt enthusiast
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Mike Driver
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@foolishmortal
If you want to find me in the drift:
foolish_mortal@tumblr
foolish_mortal@ao3
foolish_mortal@pillowfort -> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolish_m0rtal@DW-> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolishmortal#0344@discord

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Which Yankee stereotype applies to you? (non-Yanks welcome)
Golly do I love Big Drink
Cheeseburger is a food group, right?
Guns. Lots of Guns!
Fluorescent Blonde (store-bought is fine)
I don’t have to be a Rancher to dress like a Cowboy
My Truck is my legs, and I gots big legs
YOU COULD SAY I’M SOMEWHAT LOUD
I’ll smile at a Stranger, just you watch 😁
I am not even an honorary Yank (see results)
I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.
its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.
Reblog to save a duck
Quack quack
It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again
Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them
When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”
I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”
She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

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happy out for a walk bitch day to those who celebrate
this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
loud warning
Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”
finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.
Winston Duke Talks Black Panther: Wakanda Forever with Esquire
Just spent 45 minutes researching what a specific street in a city smells like in october so i could write the word "damp." the word is in the final draft. it is doing its job. it cost me 45 minutes and a mild obsession with historical weather records. worth it. the word is perfect. you would not believe how hard i worked on that word.
using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you
i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

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would you rather
be mauled to death by rabid dogs
not
they're going to drink this city dry (bless)
Puritans in the 1600s: this needs to be a dry city
2026: the Tartan Army arrives
Puritans: No not like that!
they're going to drink this city dry (bless)

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I never thought that welp is in the same family as yep and nope... maybe I'm a bad person
English is beautiful language... perhapsp someday I will knowp.
start ur day off right with hearty bowl of gina torres as cleopatra letting xena know she’s DTF.
the fact that I’m reblogging this from a non-Xena blog I follow makes it even better. also GABRIELLE’S FACE LOLOL
Gabs is considering the threesome possibilities.
Gabi’s face is what “:3” looks like on a human.