If you want to find me in the drift:
foolish_mortal@tumblr
foolish_mortal@ao3
foolish_mortal@pillowfort -> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolish_m0rtal@DW-> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolishmortal#0344@discord
NASA
dirt enthusiast

JVL
taylor price

#extradirty
AnasAbdin

PR's Tumblrdome
DEAR READER
art blog(derogatory)
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Discoholic 🪩
wallacepolsom

if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell

pixel skylines
d e v o n

ellievsbear
Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
seen from Egypt

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Iraq

seen from South Africa

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Switzerland
seen from United States

seen from Brunei

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
@foolishmortal
If you want to find me in the drift:
foolish_mortal@tumblr
foolish_mortal@ao3
foolish_mortal@pillowfort -> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolish_m0rtal@DW-> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolishmortal#0344@discord

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.
Listen up you cumslut, I dont REMEMBER the color of the sky so I can't TELL YOU the color of the sky but I am in a DEEP ballpit right now and the piss is up to my FUCKING ankles, man. And my name's NOT Jackie Frost it's Winona Paradise. Maybe you fucking remember me from the trans trucker skit? The nonbinary cashier video? I got a lot of fucking notes back in the day probably more than you're ever gonna see in your whole pathetic life. I wasn't the best at it but I got my shoelaces from the president just like EVERYBODY else!
Pendant
c. 1900
by Eugène Grasset (designer) & Maison Vever (jeweler)
Musée des Arts Décoratifs

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
god-given
Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother
Care for a drink?
Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"
World War Two evacuee Annie is back with her mother after being taken from a museum display.
“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”
incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go
correct response:
can someone elaborate on the “make hoax” and “post angry tweet about “leak”“ part. i’m stupid and don’t understand things
sure!
(you’re not stupid. I posted this thinking it would amuse a handful of mutuals who all knew the context and that would be about it, so I didn’t think about providing any other explanation. I had no idea it would spread this far.)
I’ll start from the very beginning just to be thorough. so this is Alex Hirsch, creator and head writer of Gravity Falls, a show which had a big focus on mystery, conspiracies, codes and ciphers, etc. the whole plot is kicked off by one of the main characters finding a mysterious old journal in the woods, which detailed all kinds of weird and supernatural things, but then ended abruptly with the author saying they had to hide the journal because they were being watched. the central driving mystery of the show, therefore, was the question of who wrote the journal and what happened to them.
now, the thing about Gravity Falls is that, while it must be said that the writers weren’t always quite as sure of their plans as we tend to like to think they are, it is very much a fair play mystery, with legitimate clues to what was going on. but the writers were caught off guard by how quickly the show attracted a dedicated audience, including a lot of people outside the primary presumed demographic, who started solving the clues faster than expected. so some of the fans were able to correctly guess who the author was before it was revealed in the show, and the theory started spreading. this put the writers in something of a panic, because this was THE mystery that the whole story revolved around, with ¾ of the show building up to the dramatic reveal in the middle of season 2. they wanted it to be a mystery that could be figured out, sure, but they weren’t prepared for people to solve it so far in advance of when it was planned to be revealed, which would have really taken away from the big moment. they weren’t going to change the main story itself, but having been caught unaware by how much attention the fans were paying, they wanted to up the ante and make the mystery more complex to solve going forward–but first they needed to buy some time and throw the fandom off the scent for a little longer.
hence, Alex’s plan as described above. they whipped up a fake shot that appears to give away the identity of the author as being another character in the show, put it on a screen in the studio as if it was a real animation frame, took a picture of it, and ‘leaked’ it online. it was initially decided to be a hoax (albeit, I think, presumed to be a hoax originating from outside the production team), until Alex posted this tweet:
…before quickly deleting it (though not so quickly that it didn’t get seen, of course).
it worked well enough to distract most people for a while, and wasn’t revealed as a hoax until a year later, when an episode aired that definitively proved that the supposed screenshot could never have happened, at which point Alex owned up to the whole thing as seen in the tweet above. by then the episode with the real reveal wasn’t far off, and while people did still work it out ahead of time, it was more of an “OH MY GOD I KNEW IT!” moment than a “booooooring, we’ve known that for ages” moment, which of course was what the writers wanted all along.
personally I find this a fascinating approach to dealing with the problem of spoilers, because it doesn’t affect the story itself at all; if you watch Gravity Falls today–or if you were watching it when it aired without any significant contact with the fandom–you’d never know about it. ultimately, the problem the writers were facing wasn’t that some people might guess the answer to the mystery–they never wanted to make it completely impossible to predict–so much as it was that they hadn’t designed the story to stand up to so many people working on the puzzle together, which resulted in a sort of total output of puzzle-solving ability that far outstripped the capability of any one solo human being. so their solution is something that’s very much targeted toward delaying that group problem-solving, without actually affecting the experience of any individual person watching the show.
plus, it’s very in keeping with the overall tone of the show.
and now you know!
if your audience guesses the ending of your story
don’t:
change the ending
do:
gaslight them

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
the new mario movie is not reviewing well
breakfast from when before i eated it
okay. here is my breakfast from before time began
Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
Everyone watching the livestreams to see if the Kennedy Center gets held in contempt of court in 5 minutes
Contempt of court babey, time to bankrupt Kennedy Center out of existence with court fines, let's goooooooooooo

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Today is the court-ordered deadline to remove President Donald Trump's name from the Kennedy Center. Trump's handpicked Kennedy Center boar
MSNBCNOW is gonna live stream the shitbag’s name coming off the Kennedy Center once the court stuff is done, in case you like me are an American who wants a tiny taste of what it’s like to get to erase a (wannabe) dictator’s name and likeness from public places.
extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine
at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport
Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-
Bert: Bert and I
Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!
Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)
Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.
Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.
On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!
The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.