Bread & Circus

Of Course!

Chuckability: A Little Guy's aptitude for being chucked. (Aptitude for being chucked does not corollate with desire to be chucked)

Engaging: Does a Little Guy engage you? Do *I* engage you? Do you think we have a future together?

Squishiness: The amount that a Little Guy can be squished before they violently rupture.

Splorpability: Are you familiar with Plato's Theory of Forms? Think of Splorpability as being nothing like that.

Bones: How good are a Little Guy's bones at being bones?

Media Literacy: It's exactly what it says on the tin.

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)