If you want to find me in the drift:
foolish_mortal@tumblr
foolish_mortal@ao3
foolish_mortal@pillowfort -> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolish_m0rtal@DW-> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolishmortal#0344@discord

shark vs the universe

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Love Begins

ellievsbear
almost home

pixel skylines
AnasAbdin
Show & Tell
ojovivo

Kaledo Art

roma★
Stranger Things

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Keni
noise dept.

Origami Around

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@foolishmortal
If you want to find me in the drift:
foolish_mortal@tumblr
foolish_mortal@ao3
foolish_mortal@pillowfort -> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolish_m0rtal@DW-> where I'll be if Tumblr goes down
foolishmortal#0344@discord

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I love how the trick-or-treating scene implies that not only do the neighborhood adults and children feel comfortable interacting with Lestat on a nightly basis (despite his eccentricities), but that Lestat has made an effort in becoming such a member of the community. Like, bro was going full Regina George, but he had the decency to pause, go out and buy candy, and answer the door for trick-or-treaters. And not just any amount of candy, but a full-on bucket.
I like to think the neighborhood children view him as like a crazy uncle. Like, "Yeah, that is our neighbor Lestat. We've never seen him outside during the day, Mom swears she saw a coffin being delivered to his apartment, and I'm pretty sure I heard him sobbing into his pillow the other night. But he plays some sick piano bars and gives out the on-brand candy, so he's cool."
Re-Animator (1985) dir. Stuart Gordon
I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr
when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take

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if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell
im am SO obsessed with this beautiful beautiful scene you conjure youre getting peer reviewd holy shot
too much sea propaganda on this site. "the boundlessness of the sea" this and "let's go walk into the sea" that. what about the terrifying immensity of The Mountain. huh? what about walking into. The Mountain. The mountain has snow leopards. Does the sea have snow leopards? No. All it has is fish. Disgusting. Wake up! Don't let Big Sea get you!!!!
1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking
2nd base: exist in a public space together
3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion
4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you
monster that wants to eat your flesh : Okay, that's what most carnivores do. Not scary.
monster that wants to drink your blood : Okay, that's what mosquitos do to me. Not scary.
monster that wants to specifically eat your bones : whadda fuck

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me
you are making this so difficult
"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"
-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves
Am I missing extremely important context
Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy
richard: i like to drop subtle hints i have a size difference kink
(he's so valid)
richard: i just got So Massive and Big and people were so so Scared of me and jamie is just so Itty Bitty Teeny Tiny and i could put him in my mouth if i really wanted to and i do and i did and i ate him and swallowed him whole
jamie: 😍🥰
i really really like when an artist gets tired of a sketch when they get to a difficult part so they just label the thing they dont wanna draw. like this.
absolutely delightful i hope people never stop doing this forever.

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Hannibal S1E09 Trou Normand
Hannibal S1E01 Apéritif