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i canāt wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

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i do trust sonic... but now i'm a lil bit suspicious
howmst the fuck did you do this so fast
According to time stamp, the artist posted their art 8 minutes after op posted.
and hilariously that is not why it is called that.
It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.
We lucked right into that one....
#so what youāre saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places
Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be
Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods
doctor: youāre also fresh out of potassium me: 0K
doctor: wanna guess your salt level?
me: Na
peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wadeās belt and wade has this transcendent moment of iām going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guyās face and knocks him out cold
The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.
Pretty sure Iāve read this comic
@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even
I am sorry Cable looks like that
Donāt you dare apologize for perfection.

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When folks say āProtect Lil Nas Xā I want you to understand that this is coming from a deep place in queer culture. One of the prime directives of the queer community is to protect young and recently out queer folks. It comes from a place of understanding that coming out is inherently a traumatic process. Being young and queer in a community where queerness is not accepted is inherently traumatic.
It does not matter if the young queer person is annoying or cringe or wearing rainbows from head to toe and transforming themselves into a walking stereotype. Thatās part of the process of reclaiming identity for a LOT of people. Sometimes shoving it in peopleās faces is the only way you can get over the instinct to cower and conform. It doesnāt matter if they made some off-color jokes while they work through internalized queerphobia. It doesnāt even matter if you like the young queer person much as a person.
You protect them. Because someone protected you. Or because no one was around to protect you, and you know how much that sucked. You see a young person in a gay bar that looks a little lost or nervous, guess what? Thatās your child now. Go help them fix their lip gloss and tell them their body glitter is cute and teach them how to tell if someone is giving them the eye from across the room. You see them getting hassled? Take out those earrings, youāre giving someone a smackdown tonight.
The queer community has been so turned against itself in recent years, weāre forgetting our fucking roots. Weāre not here to bitch out queer kids for making mistakes while they figure out who the fuck they are. Weāre here to throw bricks at cops.
[ID= flat color digital drawings of many many shrimp in the colors of various pride flags. The flags included are: lesbian, genderqueer, genderfluid, trans, ply, more color more pride rainbow, aro, ace, nonbinary, polyam, aroace, pan, intersex, bi, agender, queer chevron, and alloaro. While there are many shrimps, they are all in one of the same three poses. /end id]
Okay so while I did say āI want to draw gay shrimp todayā I didnāt necessarily want or mean to spend almost all of today on that, but ya know sometimes that just Happens so hereās Many Shrimps, hours later. I may add these to Redbubble, havenāt decided yet.
These are on Redbubble now by the way!
ROBERT PATTINSONĀ asĀ BATMAN:Ā
I feel like there are probably too many people just scrolling past this so letās go through everything thatās going on here.Ā
1. With RogerāsĀ voice actor standing off camera,Ā Bob Hoskins acts into empty air and frantically sawing at his handcuff, continually looking up and down at different visual marks of various depths. Look at the slow pan up of his eyes in gif 4, and then the quick shift to his side. Think about how, on set, he was looking at nothing.Ā
2. Starting in gif 2, The box must be made to stop shaking, either by concealed crew member, mechanism, or Hoskins own dextrousness, as he is doing all of the things mentioned in point 1.Ā
3. In all gifs, Rogerās handcuff has to be made to move appropriately through a hidden mechanism. (If you watch the 4th gif closely you can see the split second where it is replaced by an animatedĀ facsimileĀ of the actual handcuff, but just for barely a second.)
4. The crew voluntarily (we know this because it is now a common internal phrase at Disney for putting in extra work for small but significant reward) decided to make Roger bump the lamp and give the entire scene a constantly moving light source that had to be matched between the on set footage and Roger. This was for two reasons, A) Robert Zemeckis thought it would be funnier, and B) one of the key techniques the crew employed to make the audience instinctually accept that Toons coexisted with the live action environment was constant interaction with it.Ā This is why, other than comedy, Roger is so dang clumsy.Ā Instead of isolating Toons from real objects to make it easier for themselves, the production went out of its way to make Toons interact more with the live action set than even real actors necessarily would, in order to subtly, constantly remind the audience that they have real palpable presence. You can watch the whole scene here, just to see how few shots there are of Roger where he doesnāt interact with a real object.Ā
The crew and animators did all of this with hand drawn cell animation without computerized special effects. 1988, we were still five years out fromĀ Jurassic Park, the first movie to make the leap from fully physical creature effects to seamlessly integratingĀ realisticĀ computerĀ generated images with live action footage. Rogerās shadows werenāt done with CGI. Hoskinās sightlines were not digitally altered. Wires controlling the handcuff were not removed in post.Ā
Who fuckingĀ Framed Roger fuckingĀ Rabbit, folks. The greatest trick is when people donāt realize youāre tricking them at all.Ā
This movie will be studied and analyzed and revered and worshipped for generations because, not only of the ground breaking techniques they used to make the magic happen but, for those of us that grew up with Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry, for 2 hours we were able to believe that they all really existed.
This is one if the LAST great movies that was ever made.
Letās also not forget that writing. āOnly when it was funnyā isnāt just hilarious, itās great comedy theory. It lampshades the joke, but also serves to remind the viewer that Toons have a separate set of physical laws they adhere to, mostly revolving around comedic value. Roger cannot remove his hand from the cuffs⦠until itād get a laugh from an audience.
Everything about this movie, EVERYTHING about it, is so finely crafted. I could wax lyrical about it for days.
the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr
In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the āmeatballs menuā could exist too, and it doesā¦
thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks
this is what we needed to learn in distance learning
Yeah this oneās true.

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I like to imagine that in any atla modern au, aang still, for some reason, finds a reason to beat ozaiās ass
Aang: *explaining to someone that he is a pacifist*
Sokka in the background: yeah except for that time in high school when you kicked the shit out of Zukoās dad
Aang: THOSE WERE EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES PLEASE ā
sokka: did it feel good
aang: violence is unproductive, and the antithesis of ā
sokka, talking over him: because watching Zukoās dad get his shit rocked by teen Caillou definitely made ME feel good. and if you do something that makes people happy, doesnāt that mean itās a good thing?
aang: . . . thatās not how it works but thank you.
Aang: I think problems can and should be solved without violence!
Ozai: *does something characteristically shitty within Aangās field of vision*
Aang:
the rest of the gaang watching Aang judo flip Ozai over a table:
Gyatso that night at dinner: I received an interesting call today.
Aang, sweating: oh wow crazy how that happens isnāt it? Technology is amazing
Gyatso: It was from your school. They were calling to tell me that youāve been assigned after school detention for the next month because you beat up a grown man on campus today. Would you like to tell me your side of the story?
Aang: it was Zukoās dad and he deserved it
Gyatso, who had a speech about the perils of succumbing to violence prepared but who also knows all about what a dirtbag Ozai is bc of his weekly brunches w Iroh:
it's also honestly my experience that the people most dedicated to pacifism are the people who most want to solve problems by punching someone, and who are Really Good at punching someone, but by having that skillset quickly realize its incapable of solving most problems. There is ONE problem you can definitely solve through violence, and it's when you meet a person who thinks that what they're doing - while wrong and even evil - is societally without consequences. I mean, what's going to happen? You gonna punch him in the face? you're not gonna punch him in the face. no one is. he's invincible. Aang, meeting Ozai, realizes that this is a man who has never feared being punched in the face for his actions. Aang solves this problem.
"Aang, meeting Ozai, realizes that this is a man who has never feared being punched in the face for his actions. Aang solves this problem."
oh my GOD XD
justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy asĀ āthatās a funny trick to play on godā
āyouāre rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friendā is a very close second
āwe can do whatever sins we want! thereās no god here to observe thisā is very good too
āthe man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but oneā was also good
āfor the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justinā
Theyāre not allowed to get interviewed anymore
There were some excellent responses, so.. part 2
#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
Itās actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr⦠explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the targetās food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You canāt just take it from him because heāll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids donāt only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. Thereās plenty of cases of corvidsĀ āridingā other birds as well.Ā ItāsĀ often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in laymanās terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
āWhere the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?ā
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
@neurodivergent-crow
I havenāt seen this post in ages but itās my fave corvid post.
Intelligence is rooted in how much of a dick you can knowingly be.
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Emma Thompson probably has an easy answer to all your existential questions.
Letās not forget that one year ago Emma Thompson threw a pair of Louboutins on stage with a martini in handā¦
NEVER FORGET
I am working to get on this level of āI am doneā
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