Local Problem

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

people keep saying punk is not dead but i really just don't think that that's true

punk is objectively dead because punk is about kicking dogs and dogs went extinct because they all died from being kicked all the time. i don't understand why everyone acts like this is not the case

punk's not dead, in fact punk was never born. because real dogs haven't been invented yet

and yet he's still trapped. what did he gain

His dignity

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

Alpha bros idolizing the Grinch and missing the point

friendly reminder that skin picking, overwashing, finger biting, and hair pulling are not “bad habits” or personal failings; they are all forms of evolutionarily ingrained self harm disorder called Repetitive Body-Focused Behavior that is a natural response to high stress levels and poor quality of life caused by the same neurological processes that cause animals to overgroom when they’re kept in inhumane conditions

Bf asked me to cut his hair this weekend and like the back looked great but I got to the front and was like trying to figure out my approach and he’s like “I usually just start by cutting right across the bangs to get it out of my eyes at least” and I’m like ah okay cool so then I basically just immediately fuck his shit up like crazy style like I don’t even know how I managed to do it so incredibly badly and I’m like keeping my cool just trying to fix it and he’s like “I’m tired can we take a break” and I’m like yeah okay like trying to come up with an excuse to stop him from looking in the mirror and like it’s fine we both worked on it to fix it with like the backup plan of “yeah just shave it if it’s really beyond repair” but like I feel so guilty lol I absolutely destroyyyed that man’s style so bad right before it was time for him to start working in the office again 😭😭😭

Like I cannot stress enough how quickly things went from “yeah this is going great cutting hair is so easy” to “we may need to get the trimmers out” like literally just the one cut across the bangs and it was all over and like this man has hair that hides a bad haircut so well he just chops his own shit up willy nilly all the time and you can’t even tell unless you know what his hair’s supposed to look like and like the worst part of it is that right before I cut his hair I trimmed my own bangs in like 3 seconds so I could see better and like they weren’t perfect but they were completely fine like I demonstrated the ability to trim bangs and then did it so hilariously bad to someone else immediately afterwards