Local Problem

My adhd-having ass has always thought it’s really funny hooking up with people who are turned on by like when you act disinterested during sex and/or like do something else while they fuck you (ie playing video games or texting or something) cause like to me that’s not even role play or particularly kinky that’s just multitasking and I like it cause sometimes I wanna have sex but I also need a second thing to do

It’s like turning on a tv show while you do paperwork if like your tv was really getting off to the fact that you’re not paying attention to it while it tries really hard to do a good job playing shows

I love licensed Super Nintendo games because they'll do genuinely jaw-dropping stuff from the level of pure technical craft – just straight making that hardware architecture do things it fundamentally was not meant to do, and doing it elegantly to boot – in service to the most tedious dogshit gameplay imaginable.

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.

Green heron (Butorides virescens)