Local Problem

I had a friend in college who was big into One Piece and was always trying to get us into it and like I never actually started it officially till after college but he did invite us to go see one of the movies at some point and like the thing that charmed me the most about it wasn’t like the action or anything it was going “ooohh this is one of those worlds where everyone just dresses however the fuck the want” and tbh that’s a big selling point for me cause like imagine being in some sort of crazy chaotic world where huge bizarre disasters are happening all the time and there are a bunch of people who have crazy powers who can just like decide to kill you or turn you into a bird or something if they want and like you look around and don’t just go “okay well I’m gonna be like a giraffe themed guy now with a big giraffe hat” or some shit. Like why the hell not??? Like I’m living in fucking town with like a guy who can control anything that’s the color blue and like fyi any day now he’s gonna figure out the sky is also blue and we’re all FUCKED when that happened so in the meantime I’m just gonna be giraffe guy and enjoy myself a little before this blue dipshit like destroys my house or something to prove how strong he is

It is so absurd to me how everyone is like so big on pushing everyone off computers and onto mobile and yet like 90% of mobile app versions of websites barely work and 99% of mobile websites on browser just completely shit the bed as soon as you get past the home screen that recommends the app instead. Like listen I may prefer desktop for a lot of things, but I still enjoy the convenience of mobile access to things. I would absolutely use your app sometimes if it fucking worked. Like even a little.

I feel like we didn’t appreciate dubstep enough

My adhd-having ass has always thought it’s really funny hooking up with people who are turned on by like when you act disinterested during sex and/or like do something else while they fuck you (ie playing video games or texting or something) cause like to me that’s not even role play or particularly kinky that’s just multitasking and I like it cause sometimes I wanna have sex but I also need a second thing to do