Local Problem

my cousins made fun of me last weekend because Chiefcake has a bed frame and I don’t

It’s sooooo weird visiting my bf in his new apartment cause like everyone there is basically our age and I don’t think I’ve lived somewhere with mostly young adults since college like wait you’re telling me we can go drink and smoke in the courtyard wearing pajamas and there’s not like a bunch of judgmental old people scolding us or impressionable little kids who will sprint into your smoke cloud at turbo speed the second you exhale? You’re telling me we can be like kinda loud after sunset and it’s fine because everyone else is also being kinda loud? That’s insane. Do people know about this?

It’s also like pretty close to a popular party bar which like isn’t appealing in the sense that you’d wanna go there because apparently it’s infamous for not carding so there’s like tons of teenagers which is pretty miserable when you’re no longer a teenager but it is appealing in the sense that people are loud and rowdy like every night so you don’t have to feel guilty if you want to be loud and rowdy sometimes

ID: A tweet by [black, gray, light blue heart] Jessica [light blue, grey, black heart] @ images_i_hate2 that reads "Deltarune fans always pose the very challenging idea daily: What if the entire game sucked". End ID.

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

today our zoo had an annual 21+ day where there's beer n wine stands and no kids and it turns out when you remove the families from a zoo everyone left is lesbians

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?