what's going on

oh hey I have a thing like that last one that I like to do sometimes, but I do it lying down in bed. it's a very satisfying pop/shift in my hips/lower back, but doesn't always work. maybe I will try his version and see if it is more effective for me

Holy shit, I thought for a second that was the real thing. Incredibly realistic cybertruck, how did you make it?

Same way they make the real ones, duct tape and PVA glue

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

me looking at literally anything you paint mmghfm. teckstchure....

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british