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This is what I’ve been saying.

They're making Virizion the last one available of the trio for pokemon go, that is so wack.

Gotta save the best for last

As the french say............ Celebi.

😍😻😍

Pretty snik

Superb!!!

They're so cute!

SEND ME A POKEMON TYPE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHAT MY TEAM WOULD BE OF JUST THAT TYPE

Why not ?!

Which Pokemon are allowed to curse?

Swampert says fuck all of the time, it’s a blessing and a curse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Muscle Mom can but not around her baby :o

Timburr absolutely swears like a sailor.

Donphan CAN swear, but prefers not to around smaller/younger mon or trainers

Genesect says “jackass”

Swablu is legally not allowed to swear

Dialga Can swear and if he regrets it can quickly go back in time

Minior swears when it hits the earth after crashing from space.

Magikarp cusses a lot but no one can understand it. It’s mostly just saying “fuck” every time they flop onto a particularly sharp pebble.

Shroomish swears every once in a while, usually like “fuck it” because he’s an A N G E R Y boy

Ditto doesn’t know any swear words

Lampent can but will not curse.

Sobble legally can not curse

Banette can but refuses to around children.

They cursing like a sailor. Keep your children away from them.

Personally I call lies on Mew. I have a friend who is quite the Mew, and she says fuck constantly lol

Clefable usually won’t, but if the need arises she will. Best to use “frick” and “shirt” around young Cleffa and Clefairy because otherwise they won’t stop swearing

Zubat legally cannot curse. @crobat-propaganda I feel like crobat are a different story though :P

abso-fucking-lutely

Terrakion can and does frequently. Only holds back when Keldeo is around.

Lurantis refuses to swear. Ever. Fomantis, on the other hand…

Lapras says things like “Oh! That really ruffles my feathers! Golly!” But the second it loses a battle or someone falls off its back and into water it is absolutely saying “god fucking dammit not again”

One time Budew said Fuck when no one was around and regrets it to this day

Poochyena will but only because it heard it from mightyena! Mightyena have to be very careful what they say or else the baby pooches will say the words at the worst times

Most shinys will actively curse given the chance, but among most of them is "Shiny bright like a diamond, motherfucker" when kicking your ass