oh no i found the guitar i want for over a hundred bucks cheaper

wait she's $200 off a new one

oh my god i thought i was going to have to adjust to a bigger scale length but it's the SAME SCALE LENGTH AS MY CURRENT GUITAR

oh no i found the guitar i want for over a hundred bucks cheaper

wait she's $200 off a new one

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

"hayden pike on the ottawa centaurs" this, "hayden pike on the ottawa centaurs" that... cliff marleau on the ottawa centaurs

nolan fanboys are saying things like "no no no elliott page CANT be achilles, he has to be elpenor nolan wpuld never mislead us like this" which isnt even confirmed but ok. also much to be said about the transphobia of a trans man portraying the youngest and weakest of odysseus's men who dies a pathetic death so. you know.

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

amazing would love more menace spidey

I want more superhero content where the heroes do stuff like this :D

I like to think spidey started to flip it and teased it like “oh! Oh! You better stop me! No? *tips more* oh your coffee spilled oh nooo!!” And then set it down upside down right as the cop ran up. The car isn’t destroyed, but like… this is clearly a problem. And all of this would have been avoided if the cop wasn’t being a prick.

correct

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse