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i will be the maddest person in the planet if he doesn't bring this insane level against zverev
shane trying to get ilya back from mamdani by finally pulling the trigger on the wear a suit for the hookup move
further self indulgent cupbaby au thoughts:
when scott is pregnant with andrew he tells himself he is not, under any circumstances, going to consult rozanov about any of it. its just pregnancy. SO MANY PEOPLE have had babies. there are SO MANY resources he can turn to. he doesn’t need to ask ilya fucking rozanov for SHIT.
except the vast majority of all said resources are constructed with cisgender women in mind, and like, thats fine, but it gets exhausting reading “you got this mama bear!” over and over and over again. the constant language and reminders of how amazing motherhood is, how amazing women’s bodies are, and he wholeheartedly believes that too because dear god how do women not only have a baby but then turn around and sometimes have more??
scott cant imagine it, and even though he wants this and kip wants this and so do his team, he still feels like a fucking freak of nature by the time he gets through a single article and it just makes him feel tired and Bad.
so one morning he’s hunched over the toilet with morning sickness and he caves. he gets out his phone and hits “call.”
ilya’s laughing when he picks up the phone. “hunter!” he exclaims, way too fucking proud of himself. “world’s first dinosaur to have baby instead of lay eggs!”
“fuck off, rozanov,” scott groans. “when does the fucking morning sickness end, man??”
“oh, uh, for me it was after baby started kicking. once i started feeling that, no more puking. but then you have baby doing bag skates in your belly, which is its own kind of headache, but at least you don’t have to live in the bathroom anymore. usually. you have ginger ale?”
“no. i’ll get some though.”
“keep that. it helps. drink a few sips first thing in the morning and with your meals. they make these, ah, ginger candies too. also help. really good if you get carsick.”
“okay. thanks.”
somewhere along the way, ilya went from jeering to genuine. it was… nice. and scott was able to have a conversation about his pregnancy without being reduced to a womb-having-imposter, which was especially nice. he’s about to hang up when ilya surprises him and asks,
“you have name picked out for him yet?”
he blinks. “not yet. how’d you know it’s a boy?”
“all cup babies are boys. or so i am told. word of advice: dont name him after anyone on the team. gets messy and confusing fast. even considering it made like three guys get into a fight before cooper was born.”
“huh. okay. i’ll remember that. thanks, rozanov.”
“any time. really. call any time.”
scott almost snorts. almost. “you too,” he says before hanging up.
he regrets that almost instantly, when ilya calls him right back and goes “forgot to mention, did you know elephants can get pregnant until theyre fifty years old? you have them beat!”
zverev can go fuck himself, go sinner our winner

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Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.
Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.
Okay, but we don’t talk enough about how exactly this transpired. Feel like there are three most likely scenarios for why Shane asked Scott for gay vacation recommendations and they are all pretty funny:
(1) At some point in the four years prior, Scott's gay vacation sexcapades became public knowledge because his hookups talked, basically @gurlsrool's ten out of ten on a sped-up timeline.
(2) At some point in the four years prior, Scott dropped the dime on HIMSELF talking about his tortured closeted life in a sad wet dog interview that Shane read with a mixture of revulsion for Scott's weak ass and a longing that he did not care to investigate further.
(3) The funniest possible option: Shane did not know at all about Scott's European sex vacations, but he did the math and realized that: Scott is the only guy that Shane knows personally who a) has been publicly out as gay for at least one off-season and b) most crucially, is also in Shane's same income bracket. Because what else were they going to do, have Ilya ask Harris for ideas? Harris might have sent them to a Best Western in Quebec City.
Scott Hunter gives me ‘socially liberal, fiscally conservative’ vibes and fundamentally I think that’s one of the driving forces of Skip Divorce…
Scott Hunter fully sees how much he's paying in taxes (even with all the loopholes his accountant found) and is angry about it while Kip is like "baby who pays for the roads and subways" until he gives up
jannik is giving novak no tactical options right now. he matches him in groundstroke battles, he's too fast for dropshots to be a sustainable option (plus it's not novak's preferred play) and he can't serve and volley bc jannik's returns are too good rn. jannik is a problem for him in the best way
Ilya starts attending new york DSA meetings with Zohran I'm having a vision
Ilya starts taking asynchronous online classes at a CUNY from Boston because he wants to be closer to his Man
yes they are all gender studies and other humanities and arts courses

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at any given time in the heated rivalry memespace im just trying to see how we can make Taylor swift a part of this narrative
one that she never asked to be a part of btw
at any given time I would very much like to figure out how to incorporate the words “Taylor swift” and “narrative” and “excluded” into the conversation
i think for some reason every fan edit of rozdani is to cardigan
if mamdani found out about heated rivalry mamdani posting he would be like (smiling really big) and as new yorkers know we're experiencing an unrivaled heat wave at the moment, which is why i'm making every gay bar a cooling center this weekend
and you can want who you want... boys and boys and mayors and hockey players
Hi! In a recent post you said "we can all read Whiteness in your works, even if you don't mean to incorporate it in there"
I was curious if you (and any of your followers) could give some examples of that? Like things that white people don't notice because they think of it as "default". Especially for how it could show up in non-white characters written by white people.
Thank you
I actually feel I should retort to this with go actively read some books by Black authors about Black characters. Then go back and read some of your favorite books with characters presumed white but never actually stated as such, and tell me if you don't see the difference.
The amount of detailing and character description is different! The rest of us actually have to DESCRIBE! We actually discuss the world as if it is normal to US! There will be plenty of times where you'll go "that's different from what I do" yeah!
Like, really think about it. TV shows and movies too! What makes a movie a "Black" movie, versus just a "movie"? When you watch things that aren't about you, about your experience, you notice that it's different, it makes you uncomfortable. Why? What is the "norm" that you're comfortable with, and why? And why is it that you've never called the things you're comfortable with "white movies"?
Living Single versus Friends. Why would one of these feel less "normal" to you- what is the difference? And which one grew to be more popular? More mainstream? Why?
Ilya starts attending new york DSA meetings with Zohran I'm having a vision
Ilya starts taking asynchronous online classes at a CUNY from Boston because he wants to be closer to his Man

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i actually think zohran would get shit from the left for dating ilya rozanov like wdym you're a man of the people but you're dating this millionaire hockey player but he'd get shit from everyone because the millionaire hockey player he's dating is
FROM BOSTON
like. we hate boston. we hate the patriots. we hate the red sox. i have personal beef with tom brady and was cheering when giselle was divorcing him and doing witchcraft. we don't quite get hockey but we know we're supposed to hate them because it's a sports team from boston
Also Boston burns the whole city down after Ilya's first courtside appearance at a Knicks game.
(Zohran still sits in the nosebleeds because he is a Man of the People)
i actually think zohran would get shit from the left for dating ilya rozanov like wdym you're a man of the people but you're dating this millionaire hockey player but he'd get shit from everyone because the millionaire hockey player he's dating is
FROM BOSTON
like. we hate boston. we hate the patriots. we hate the red sox. i have personal beef with tom brady and was cheering when giselle was divorcing him and doing witchcraft. we don't quite get hockey but we know we're supposed to hate them because it's a sports team from boston