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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I don't want a gender I just want to look like a vaguely disreputable wizard.

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i love that game changer has gained a resident stenographer, adult performer, and kink therapist through its 8 seasons
every leverage dynamic ⎠alec hardison & eliot spencer
relax, man. i told you. i got you. say something. i don't speak on command, hardison. perfect.
thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover itâs the same op
During his Padawanship Dooku had to fight for his life to not start speaking like Yoda, and the day he accidentally did so is one neither Jocasta or Sifo will ever let him forget

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Boston Raiders watching the Tampa All-Star game highlights after Ilya kisses Shane all giddy, thinking, who the fuck is that guy? Because that jolly guy on the screen? Expression so different he doesn't even resemble their captain? He'd been a complete psycho lunatic the past couple months. Unbearable. And now he's giggling at Shane Hollander???
no bc I'm imagining the raiders "no cap" group chat (only recently made in the no good times) going crazy during the game like:
holy shit cap doesn't look like he wants to off himself!! are we finally free???
đđđđđ
dude are WE the problem?
don't say that đĽ˛
but man hollander and cap are on đĽđĽđĽđĽ
can't believe they got cap playing wing! should've been hollander đ¤
damn clean goal đĽ
wtf
did he just
ok guess happy roz is officially back
LETS GOOOO
dude I can't believe hollander got a kiss!! when's the last time any of us got one đ
yeah like that should be reserved for raiders only
lol we need to get a welcome home cheater banner for the locker room đ
didn't think he was that close with hollander?
lol maybe he's just trying to piss him off
nah that's genuinely happy roz
yeah and hollander doesn't look mad
whatever i for one am grateful THANK YOU JANE HOLLANDER FOR SAVING US FROM DEMON ROZ đđđ
*shane
wait
Oh
Shit
Fuck
...no way
anyways that's how the raiders figure it outâ˘
cosplay by Violetmasque on tiktok
DIVA ALERT
I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants
Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections
I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame
christopher eccleston do you know that i would die for you (1 2)
You need to have gay sex in order to unlock CoC. Trust.

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NEED THAT MAN PREGNANT POLL ~SEASON TWO~ WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT
It's been a long journey guys, but we're finally here with the results of our big season two round robin finale!
In 4th place - Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC)
In 3rd place, with one win - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
In 2nd place, with two wins - Starscream (Transformers)
... and in 1st place, with three wins, our 2026 Mpreg Champion -
YUE QINGYUAN FROM THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM!
I don't know how, but you crazy bastards really managed to pull it off. I hope the Sect Leader is very happy with his dozen mini Xiao Jius.
STAY TUNED FOR OUR INSEMINATOR BONUS POLLS, WHERE WE SHALL SELECT THE MEN WHO GET THE HONOR OF BECOMING ZHANGMEN-SHIXIONG'S BABY DADDIES.
Shen Jiu is gonna burn the whole world down if he's not the inseminator.
But hear me out. Tianlang-jun. (I agree tho, Shen Jiu would qi deviate faster than a hamster on a rollercoaster.)
they keep saying the aerial corps is more casual and lax than the navy but I think they severely underestimate the iron discipline and restraint it takes not to constantly be
looking at the dragon
conversing with the dragon
offering scritchies to the dragon
telling every single person in the room about the dragon
'the moral of project hail mary is that unfortunately eva stratt was right' 'the moral of project hail mary is that friendship will make you braver than you ever believed you could be' WRONG!!! the moral of project hail mary is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE YOUR THESIS ON
I see why emperors have concubines, i am entirely too gay for this </3
Story Time:
Working in retail is really fun, and the times when major fuck-ups happen, they can be either anxiety-attack inducing, or make it possible to get through the rest of your god-awful shift with a smile depending on the customer. My all-time favorite absolute fuck-up is as follows:
This kind woman is just doing her thing. She scans her membership card from her keychain. The register beeps to acknowledge the scan. We continue as usual. Neither of us notice right away, but after Iâve scanned a few more items, I hear a very quiet, âUm,â from the lady, very polite. I look at her. She is looking at the screen of my register, blinking. I, too, look.
And lo and behold. There is a charge of over four-thousand dollars ($4,000) worth of garlic bread staring us in the face. There are no words for a minute. Weâre just⌠in awe. How did this happen? How the hell did this happen?
She didnât even have garlic bread in her cart.
I sputter a partial apology - I was incapable of forming actual sentences in the moment - and try to void the garlic bread. Since there was no garlic bread to scan, I try to manually remove $4,000-some from this transaction.
Well, the registers donât like it when you try to void off more than five dollars ($5) from a transaction, so naturally it pings my manager for confirmation, but sheâs not by her pager.
At this point, both myself and the lady are just⌠dumbfounded. Sheâs not even mad. Iâm not even all that embarrassed. Both of us are just looking at the screen. Thereâs a bit of laughter, but itâs mostly just⌠confusion.
I have to call through the whole store for my manager on the intercom because sheâs not answering. She shows up, ready to override and void it, when she too, sees what exactly is being voided.
âWhat⌠did you do?â
âI genuinely. Have literally. No. Idea.â
She voids it, and I go to finish the transaction and tell the woman her total (minus the garlic bread). My register pings. It tells me that she hasnât scanned her membership card. Odd. I distinctly remember her doing that. The woman goes to scan her card again, and I notice that her library card is stuck to her membership card. I tell her gently, and she separates the two and scans her card.
My manager, hovering nearby still, sees this and says, âI think it mistook the barcode of her other card for garlic bread, and the remaining digits were read as the price.â
And thatâs when the laughter really came over us. There were no hard feelings at all. In fact, the woman was incredibly glad that the receipt still showed the garlic bread and the voiding of. I will remember it until the end of time, my only regret in the entire situation being that I didnât take a damn picture, because she has proof and I donât. But I swear to God it happened.
TDLR; Library Card Charged $4,000 of Garlic Bread.
thatâs just how valuable library cards are. each one is worth at least $4000 of garlic bread
A picture is worth a thousand words, a library card is worth $4000 worth of garlic bread, if we can figure out how many words the average library card can check out at once, we can probably work out a picture-to-garlic bread conversion here, too.

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Alright I want to know something here:
the đ emoji means (approximately)
silly!*
ugh!*
secret third thing you will explain in tags*
*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data
kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!
I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.