if you're going, I'm going

the gays in your neighborhood figured out beam attacks

get in losers we're killing caesar.

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

they gonna put me in a thingy

top things that are better in fiction than in real life number 1. when the body betrays

when the spirit is unwilling but the flesh is weak and malleable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

couples tshirts that say "god won't let me die" and "I'm god"