if you're going, I'm going

the gays in your neighborhood figured out beam attacks

get in losers we're killing caesar.

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

they gonna put me in a thingy

top things that are better in fiction than in real life number 1. when the body betrays

when the spirit is unwilling but the flesh is weak and malleable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!