Fine, you win. Amemait has a tumblr now.

I’ve mostly learned Chinese in school, so I know a lot of academic vocabulary while having the language skills of a toddler in some basic areas. Once, I forgot the word for sad, which is a really dumb thing to forget. A bunch of the ways to say sad in Chinese are literally just “not happy”, but I also momentarily forgot how to say happy. So instead I said “there is an economic downturn inside my brain”.

official linguistics post

All of the above and more!

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

there are fifty five (55) snails 🐌 in this post!

how did aww da snaiws get in my vegetabwes UwU

Skip Spotify 2: Non-Electric Boogaloo

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

When you are posting on tumblr, do not add your commentary to the text of the post, in case others disagree with you and the original poster may come and say to you, "Make your own post," and then you will be in disgrace. But when you post, add your commentary to the tags, so that when the original poster sees them, they may say to you, ‘Friend, do not hide this in the tags'; then you will be honored in the presence of all who blog with you.

Cecil Palmer voice : My cousin Throckmorton, you know, the skateboarder

Estrogen

Like... If you have regret and sadness about doing something don't fucking do it, you bunch of turds

Mokuba should get to poison more people

Investors he doesn't like. Teachers who won't let him cut class for work. That one guy in Engineering who didn't say hi back to him in the elevator. Pegasus. Newspaper journalists who write bad things about Kaiba Corp. Kaiba's like "I got in a fight with Yuugi last night" and Mokuba's like "He better think twice about stepping foot into burger world today" And kaibas like "what" and Mokuba's like "don't worry about it"

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

If you crossed a schnauzer (don’t) with a poodle (seriously don’t) you would call it a schnoodle

i have to believe this creature exists, and that it's like some genius mad scientist supervillan dog