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one of the tweets of all time to me

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it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

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They should invent a being a sadist that isnt embarassing

You're so cute do you want to come back to my place and get kicked in the head

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

I threw a dog at a land mine

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They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

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peace and love on planet earth….

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asteroidtroglodyte

Fucking love Peregrine Falcons

Marvelous

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In urban areas, where it tends to nest on tall buildings or bridges, it subsists mostly on a variety of pigeons. Among pigeons, the rock dove or feral pigeon comprises 80% or more of the dietary intake of peregrines.

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In many parts of its range, peregrines now also nest regularly on tall buildings or bridges; these human-made structures used for breeding closely resemble the natural cliff ledges that the peregrine prefers for its nesting locations.

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A study testing the flight physics of an "ideal falcon" found a theoretical speed limit at 400 km/h (250 mph) for low-altitude flight and 625 km/h (388 mph) for high-altitude flight. In 2005, Ken Franklin recorded a falcon stooping at a top speed of 389 km/h (242 mph).

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1ac1g6c/pigeon_tries_to_court_falcon/

Ok but is anyone going to bring up

The boy saw a baddie and decided to swing hard out of his league. Props.

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Who are you to be so wise in the ways of science

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I wasn't wearing my collar so my wife had to hurt me ):

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

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hunter-rodrigez

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

drinking three tall boys of pbr feels kinda like sucking a girl off. have you noticed this?

tall girls*

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If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

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