professional chimney rat

there’s no permanent self and that’s pretty cool

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

My favorite sport to play is sleep in bed. Here are the rules: you need a bed and a blanky and a pillow. You lay on bed with your head on pillow and blanky on you. You lay there and fall asleep for some time until morning. This means you win. Im going to go play it now

My DETESTED sport to play is DIE in NARROW CREVICE. Here are the rules: you need a NARROW CREVICE and a SNAPPING TURTLE and a ASBESTOS. You lay IN the NARROW CREVICE with your head on SNAPPING TURTLE and ASBESTOS on you. You lay there and fall DEAD for some time until NEVER. This means you LOSE. Im going to play it now