professional chimney rat

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

WAIT HE'S LOSING?!!?!!??!

Please vote for Rouxls. He's poly and bi and a pathetic wannabe loser of a villain. I love him so much he sucks (affectionate). You should vote for him.

He's also always seeking the approval of everyone else in a really funny and pathetic way and he mistakes the three protagonists for a throuple. He likes worms and he speaks in Old English, and he gets kicked out of the relationship he inserted himself into with a literal star.

I had a dream about getting stuck in an elevator 4 times in a row and I work in a place with an elevator that I avoided until I realized that was stupid and took the damn thing and you'll never guess what happened when I reached my floor

Being a notorious robotlover in the current state of "AI" is the worst. I love robots discovering how they process their feelings in fiction, but when a chatbot pretends it knows how to love it feels like an insult to the craft

it's going to be a very plural summer

were inventijg a sport you can play innthe dark

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby