professional chimney rat

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

as you know one of the problems of english is that you can't capitalize "I" for emphasis because it's already capitalized

no one is worth not transitioning over

Just got an energy drink ad that said word for word "Your body is a machine with 700 horses coursing through its veins" and while I hate advertisements this is something I can get behind

I GOT THE AD AGAIN AND IT CHANGED TO 800. They're slowly adding horses to my bloodstream

i’m on onion rings right now