Anon, you are a toxic twat. What @lallybroch-pr-watch said about Mallorca makes all the sense in the world, if you are acquainted with Southern Europe, which I suppose you are not.
I am going to work with what Madam Mao has shown the Internet people. I know, just as Marple does, where S - and, for that matter, Finn - stayed and it is not what the Widow showed her clients fans.
Were you familiar with the Mediterranean island infrastructure (yes, that includes routes), you would have probably shut up and remained more intelligent than what you just showed us.
Honey, there is no sidewalk. On both sides of the road:
And there is more. I don't have to be Miss Cleo to tell you exactly where she took that video that she posted in her stories:
At the very end of the property, where the stone fence is replaced with chain link mesh. On that little dead end path, which is funny, because the villa itself is situated on a dead-end route:
Use your brain, Anon and make it make sense: she was lackadaisically walking around in a secluded area, a fair distance from the main route - that thing with 🚗 and 🚌, you know - just to take some footage of cats enjoying the welcome shade?
It goes without saying, Anon - in such an environment, a car is a must. This is not flat land, btw.
And now, from a local's POV to your preposterous entitlement, darling:
[Source: https://majorca-mallorca.es/holiday-guide/mallorca-heatwave-june-2026-smart-summer-itinerary/ - posted June 22, 2026]
Not exactly Blackpool's Prom, right?
And before you screech and call me a keyboard expert, allow me to remind you I am a longtime lover of the Mediterranean. Plenty of summers spent in the glorious heat of the French Midi, Corsica and Greece. A deeply affectionate, first-hand knowledge of a summer life rhythm that you are still to master. Morning drives, lazy beach mornings, merciful lunches and long siestas.
Never sell cucumbers to a gardener (Romanian proverb).
The heat? Probably that hot:
{Olympia Museum, July 2022 - taken by me]
