I see I’m late to the party, and honestly, there isn’t much left to add beyond what’s already been said.
I do find it interesting that she has now decided to fully drop the mask and stop pretending this is a “business account,” because unless penguins are the newest addition to the therapeutic farm in Cork, there is absolutely no professional reason for that story.
I also find the shrinking time gap between these innuendos very interesting. After all, it was only a few days ago that she tried to convince us there are dogs that grow into completely different dogs, accompanied by the soundtrack of a man who could be anyone, but who we’re clearly meant to think is Sam. And we’re meant to think he made the effort to visit her during his free time.
Is this shrinking gap in any way connected to his tan and the sighting of his co-star at an airport in a coastal town in Spain around the same time everyone assumed he was on vacation? Asking for a friend.
And thank you again to Steph for answering everyone on Tumblr who wondered whether you’d be at the event on Sunday by following the event’s account that, for reasons still unclear, was even created in the first place. The communication here is getting so direct that eventually we might all become friends.
So as a potential friend, I’ll defend her for a second from everyone who thinks she’s simply trying to steal his thunder. I have absolutely no doubt that everything she posts is done with his knowledge, with his approval, and probably even at his request, as part of her job.
If so, it's the cheapest, stupidest innuendo ever.













