keep pushing me and im going to say the f word

The worst types of cookbook:

#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought

it reminds me of the whole "black trans men pass easier" but the dipshits who say this don't even wanna admit *WHY* they assume this.

Me: *makes a post about how proposed mining projects from canadian multinationals in the Santurbán páramo are currently threatening to contaminate the drinking water source of my city and 30+ other municipalities (including several indigenous communities) with cyanide*

"Hey I'm gonna get cyanide poisoning from a first world multinational exploiting my country's natural resources"

i was fertilefloors (plural), uhhmm i was yuckyplasty and polemesis, i was neotenousoxide for like a day but it was lots of fun! i was emesissy before that and also liquid-shapeware and shapeware i think that's it

(extremely minor deltarune spoiler) if susie gets a haircut against the sheary enemies theres a 1 in 3 chance she has locs

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.