keep pushing me and im going to say the f word

in pickle world they shot charlie gherkin

bunnygirl at the punk show doing binkies in the pit

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

hey so my future is deeply uncertain right now and I may have to move out of my apartment at the end of the month and be just fully without money. if anybody in the Portland, OR area has a place or knows somewhere that can take a trans girl and her cat for who knows how long it would be extremely appreciated

did you know smores poptarts have all the nutrients needed to sustain the human body *stands up and Immediately

they made the Tumblr messaging system suck ass so girls will add eachother on Discord faster, greatly expediting a crucial step in the girl-on-girl courting ritual

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

dont min🟨d me im just taking my yellow tile for a walk. come on boy you're falling behind

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

trans girls are allowed to be annoying and stereotypical and socially inept and hyperactive and hypersexual and various types of animalgirl and there's nothing you can do about it. in fact if you're mean to that skirt go spinny reddit trans girl i'm stealing your entire house