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Doggy so it feels like a road rage incident with someone who just cut me off in traffic

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

Teqila got me involved in a six elf pile up

You’re cute but can me and my friend rub our dicks together inside you?

no you cannot #tight

OPEN A LINK TO THE MAGIC REALM

ANY REALM

oh my god a second eagle has hit the spires

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????