ooooh fleas on rats

Hi just because youre a gay man doesnt mean you can say whatever you want about women

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now

i tried to use duplication spell on my dick to please the many hoes who love me dearly but instead i nearly died after 3 penis duplications as i forgot to account for the amount of blood needed to compensate for so many hard ass cocks anyway i’ve been in a coma for three days

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

Carrie reimagining where instead of killing people she uses her powers to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps