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you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

#armand

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annabelle--cane

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

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#tfw you romanticize even the worst of times 🚬#paramore

shiveringsoldier

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

#quite literally costs 0 dollars

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I view reading fantasy/sci-fi stuff as "this work of fiction is being translated into english so that I can understand it, meaning some phrases should not be taken literally" lord of the rings style, and then I meet people who nitpick every word or phrase that "shouldn't exist in this story" and I'm like wow you guys are truly miserable and unimaginative. and also you tend to assume that english words all popped up in the 19th century and you never bother to check the etymology of the words you're claiming "shouldn't exist in this universe"

like sorry but in an apocalyptic alternate-universe earth, the phrase "train of thought" is plausible even in a world without locomotives, because the word "train" comes from the 14th century, and it meant "to drag"

that's why we call dress trains "trains". because they drag. the word wasn't invented for locomotives.

y'all say shit so definitively like idk man I think it depends. the english language is OLD AS FUCK. a lot of words you believe are modern just aren't

#they've been discoursing about this concept on twitter for days #there was one nitpick that irritated me so bad i blocked the person but i dont even remember what it was now 😭

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miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#THE GRIM REAPER'S TRYING TO KILL ME?????#finn from adventure time has to save me 😭#i think he could do it bc its the grim reaper from the sims specifically and you can just plead and it's like okay nevermind you live #i only really know about adventure time through tumblr osmosis idk what he gets up to but he's always doing some bullshit #i think i watched a couple episodes in high school but i dont remember much about it

henstomper

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

impossiblepackage

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

henstomper

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

#literally said this today as i got some

fluoresensitivearchived

Everyone's a leftist until they see a chance to mock the south and the marginalized people living there 🙄

userarmand

I have been enduring intense conversation with myself.

#he want that cookie so effing bad #iwtv #tvl #lestat de lioncourt #armand

aunt/old boss just asked if i wanted to come back

#begrudgingly saying yes bc i Need money #country girls make do 😭😭

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told my stepmom that i was fine with my sister tagging along to our grocery trip and she’s already getting on my nerves

#i could never be a parent 😭

effemimaniac

gimmick blogs are like Hello can I make your post stupid and unfunny and ruin the notifications of a post forever

#tweets

was preparing my cold brew and meant to shut the sink off but did the opposite, blasting water into the full filter and got coffee grounds all over the place including in the coffee

#coffee with pulp. i dont even care anymore #it was only a little but im pissed at how much got blasted out

this season is like exposure therapy for secondhand embarrassment

#i’m being stressed out in ways i didn’t know were possible #tvl liveblog

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i cant believe this is real

#MASSACHUSETTS MENTION #iwtv #tvl #tvl spoilers #mass tag #i guess. wusta

“he who licenses and franchises the night” i hate when lestat is funny 😭

#louis de capitalist du liar #tvl liveblog

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