ooooh fleas on rats

you can’t even say i only like nicki’s verse on monster now. there’s no one left on that song. now we have to talk about bon iver 🙄

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

you can gain a reputation for being good with money by just being kind of boring. i don't like alcohol i don't like weed i don't go on dates i don't travel i don't try new food and ive been playing the same video games for 5 years. and my savings? heh. well i just bought a new jacket #my jacket.

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

Can't wait to get off work so I can reopen my wound