ooooh fleas on rats

think you the shiv bitch you not even the tom

you have to come play barbies online bro. you have to.

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat

you can’t even say i only like nicki’s verse on monster now. there’s no one left on that song. now we have to talk about bon iver 🙄

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body